V0ldek

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[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 7 points 4 months ago

Microsoft is to blame for allowing these fucktards kernel-level access.

This is a backwards take.

The only way to have actual security is for the entire kernel to be completely open source. Microsoft is too blame for not giving everyone kernel-level access.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 7 points 4 months ago

and they’re absolutely terrified of making any changes that might mildly inconvenience enterprise customers

Correction, they don't think about such changes at all. There are no other concerns than those of big-paying customers, and even then you need a bunch of big enterprise customers request something for the thing to even end up being considered for the backlog.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is a unique situation because absolutely everyone involved deserves to go bankrupt and disappear into the darkness.

You have a closed-source OS that causes a vast swath of our infrastructure vulnerable to MSFT's whims and incompetence, and built on top a closed-source AV market that allows the infra to be extremely vulnerable in a second, unrelated way, plus the cross-product of them both since AV gets so tightly integrated to the kernel.

Until we can force MSFT to open-source Windows with a small military invasion of Redmond or some shit, maybe at least this will make people think twice before they install "anti"malware from an equally untransparent corpo straight into mission-critical infrastructure like a horny teenager putting his raw dog into a coconut.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 11 points 4 months ago

the main downside (if you consider it such) is that it would instantly obliterate the commercial malware blocker industry.

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 6 points 4 months ago

lulz, ofc, all the extremists study at Harvard or some shit?

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 2 points 4 months ago

If more than one system devs launch into a Lovecraftian stream of epithets about how incomprehensiblly horrific it is when you ask them about their work then there just may be some truth in it.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Absolutely stellar writing, except for this one weird bit

Database people are systems people. Modern databases have their own memory management, thread scheduler, and a fucking compiler inside. A promising research direction is to just bundle the database with your own bloody kernel that you handwrote with a box of scraps to make the entire thing less cursed and not have to wrestle with Linux.

You know, just in case you were looking for people to include in your postapo gang, database experts will also murder whatever you want with bare hands.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 12 points 4 months ago

But Ready Player One had thiiis!

Come on bro, let's build the Torment Nexus alreadyy

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The trouble with the biodiesel solution is that no one would want to live in a city whose public transportation was fueled, even just partly, by the distilled remains of its late underclass.

The trouble? That's the trouble? Not the genocide, the optics of genocide?

You see, the trouble with Nazi Germany is that they didn't have a big enough PR budget.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 7 points 4 months ago (7 children)

terrible person like Aleister Crowley

Wait, why is Crowley terrible? Wasn't he basically an overly enthusiastic cosplayer that did all the drugs and all the sex? So basically an occult hippy? Am I just unaware of him abusing people or some other dark shit?

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

how to fix homelessness, build a community for them on a large scale, either state or national, where property is cheap and low skill jobs are abundant

Okay, I mean, there's no indication as to how you'd achieve this, but yes, community help and cheap rent are absolutely a good ideal to aim at...

Then you build a prison there.

Aaaand you're a cartoon villain. What the absolute fuck.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can't get over how absolutely awful everything and everyone involved is here.

The terrible Windows kernel, the awful MSFT practices, the horrible engineering decisions, and the propretiary AntiVirus market that shouldn't exist as it is an afront to everything good and beautiful in this world. People who shouldn't be trusted with a soft cushion out of concern that they'd wreck havoc, but vested with so much real power they can bring down airports, hospitals, half of the global infrastructure to a screeching halt.

We should be suing Bill Gates' parents for damages their frivolous decision to bear children caused.

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