Twinkletoes

joined 11 months ago
[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t lay down on a bed. Checkmate!

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Garlic 🧄

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

There’s hope

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gestures at everything

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

More vegans please!

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

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