Skates

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[–] Skates@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This will never be the case. Because nobody will buy an overpriced "yo, if there's ever any doubt about, like, anything - just put a bullet in my head" machine. So nobody will sell it.

Face it - you have the same thousands of pounds of metal today, and you're the only one making decisions. You (drivers, as a community) have killed before, for selfish reasons: because you don't want to die is the least selfish of them. Other hits include "didn't wanna not get drunk with the homies", "I really needed to answer that text" and "I have 10 minutes till home but the game starts in 5, it's my favorite team, I can make it". And you somehow seem to want non-drivers (passengers of AI cars) to have the same expectation that they will be a victim even when they get a car?

Drivers are so self-centered it's goddamn ridiculous.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If I were on the verge of running a monopoly, I'd be spending my money on making anything that the competition is making, along with my usual product. Because if you let them run with it and it turns out to be the next big thing, you've just shot yourself in the leg. Microsoft is no longer just an OS maker. Google is no longer just a search engine company. Amazon is no longer a bookstore.

Diversify your assets.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago

Is that why Waldo keeps hiding?

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can use pyramid fragments and alien technology, I'm not touching playstation/sony products with a borrowed dick.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl -1 points 1 month ago

You are allowed to visit your employee at home when you have a very good reason to believe they are faking it

What you're allowed to do and what you should be doing are two very different things. I live in a bad neighborhood, how about if you're my manager you stay the fuck at work and then you don't have to worry about being jumped by three people with knives, and I don't have to worry about where am I going to hide a body?

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ads unfortunately have to exist if we still want all this online content

I DON'T want all this online content. I'm not on instagram/facebook/tiktok/whatever two-word website/app the next generation will worship. I don't tweet. I don't follow influencers. The media I consume is mostly youtube, and even that's been recently decreasing. The internet can die tomorrow and I won't miss anything that ran on ads, the biggest impact would be that now I can't buy things online so I'd need to physically purchase some items.

Fuck this version of the internet. If there's ever a moment that adblockers stop fighting the good fight, I'm cutting costs and just not paying for internet anymore. It's not worth it.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Because you can't have elitism in the group that knows so little about fixing something that one of their actual plans of action is to reboot and pray

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Users are dumb and lazy

Funny, that has actually been my entire experience with corporate IT. This field attracts the type of firemen that won't climb down the pole because it's a safety hazard. Y'all are... something special.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Cut off the motherfucker's nose, let's all recognize potsmeller when he's walking down the street.

Argh, the fucking police being powertripping cunts really gets me going.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey, fingers crossed the dude's weapon goes off somewhere in their ammo storage area, taking out as many of these chucklefucks as possible.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl -3 points 1 month ago

Probably seeing what amount of pain each asshole driver can suffer before they die. Hope you're at least a 9, OP!

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