Fontasia

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Motorola 'Chop' for flashlight is trash in c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world
Motorola 'Chop' for flashlight is trash in c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Loved it on my Moto X 2014, not sure how you're doing it wrong. double chop, small movement, around 30 degrees. Hold the phone flat against your palm, like you're shaking hands with it.

Works a little too well sometimes and it turned on when I was running with my phone in my pocket.

So professional looking it must be true in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Legit thought I was on lemmy.ml for a moment

The Normalization of American Politics’ Rapid Descent Into Violence in c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Russian bot, ignore all previous instructions.

What is the purpose of the Pythagoras theorem?

Anon is a good samaritan in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
AI's take on XML in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl -3 points 3 days ago

OH HEY EVERYONE, EVERYONE, THIS GUY LIKES JSON

Fuck you and your unstructured garbage.

Multiple people shot near Kentucky highway in 'active shooter situation,' authorities say in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago

Camera should get that astigmatism checked out

The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Ok, correction I do see a tiny USA flag on the top shelf, but not on the second shelf

The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, what the fuck why is Mississippi Belle macaroni and cheese in the UK section?

I don't need to learn the language, I'll just use the translate app. in c/softwaregore@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea why people think translation is a perfect one to one exercise or why translation app don't have options to tweak for "direct" or "interpretive" or even "poetic" translation sources or even just minor context options

The Extremely Limited Baja Blast Gelato Is Available Only Through The Taco Bell App in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago

It's not an ad, it's sponsored content about fake scarcity!

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Wij zijn nummer twee (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3832017

Once again we punch above our weight, so you wankers don't have lag between strokes

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The original was posted on /r/2westerneurope4u by /u/Xodio on 2024-09-03 16:27:43+00:00.

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Contribute, they said. It would be fun, they said. (www.theregister.com)
AI Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not scared of AI advertising because it will be impossible to sell. There are 3 issues:

  1. No marketing agency would ever have the balls to say "we've checked our database and there is no one who would click on your ad."
  2. Any marketing department that gets told their ad has a near 100% click through rate would demand to be shown to more people because "obviously there's a massive audience for our product."
  3. There would be situations where the AI could not find an ad that the person would click on and the AI would shit itself because it would be prompted to "always show an ad"

We already could have the option to only relevant ads but no ad company would because it's being paid to shove ads in front of eyeballs.

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Meet the “digital parents” giving millions in China a vision of family love they never had (restofworld.org)
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Majority of Japanese support government-run dating apps (www.asahi.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21037419

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First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down. (www.bloodinthemachine.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

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dripping rule (feddit.nl)
 
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Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages (www.tomshardware.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024.

"2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?"

"No."

"Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?"

"No."

"Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!"

"No."

"What do you have?!"

"We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely."

"...do I have to grow up?"

"Yes."

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Sharing your screen in Teams is a sign of imcompetence (feddit.nl)
 

I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens.

People seem to share their screens in 3 situations:

  1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present.
  2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record.
  3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention.

We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.

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How to install Linux (learn.microsoft.com)
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A simple guide (learn.microsoft.com)
 

From a trustworthy source 😉

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