FlyForABeeGuy

joined 1 year ago

Like it's written ! But in a totally logical way like gif. Some "m"'s are pronounced as "n"'s, the prononciation of the "l" and "y" are exchaned, and at the end you have to insist on the last letter

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's how you can easily provoke fat bloom (the metastable phase beta 5 isn't the most stable and will stabilize into beta 6 in the fridge, allowing previously locked fats in the cristals to be freed). This alters the taste and makes it more prone to oxidation

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah mate. They had to remove mine because is overgrew my gland and was so tight that I would have pee between the foreskin and the gland layong around, and it was impossible to unhook. The alternative would have been to cut it open and have dumbo's ear flapping everytime I'd take my dick out. No partner ever complained, and I don't give à shit about it.

I wouldn't circumsize a kid if it wasn't necessary, but when an operation takes place specifically for medical reasons, it's because there is no other solution. Like when a foot id so gangrenous that you have to remove it or it will propagate the necrosis to the leg.

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don't know why

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (5 children)

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!

 

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning