I hope so too that 99% is way too high.
And I understand your wish for tougher enforcement. Studies do show that tougher punishments do not lead to less crime (even worse, the severity of crime increases since you get the max punishment anyway), so that is something to take into account. But I understand that people want an end to the low accountability of one's actions.
Your username weirdly checks out...
And on a side note: there are a lot of ways to cure/alleviate piles. What are your weapons of choice?