Chickenslippers

joined 1 year ago
[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Last time I voted in texas I walked in to the local library. Was greeted asking for id, dont know what was typed into the computer, was handed a paper with a number on it, went to booth and put number in, voted, and then collected my I voted sticker and left. I would imagine they connected my name to the number and have a database of everyone.

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

When I turned 18 I went and bought my first pack of cigs(had been smoking pot for a couple years). Smoking that first cig was the biggest let down after how hyped everyone made it seem. Made it through the first pack and didn't buy another.

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I've accidentally eaten a peanutbutter dog treat and didn't realize until I was told it wasn't a cookie.

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that mr john goblikon in your pocket or are you happy to see me

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At this point they don't even need to go to Ukraine anymore, they have Ukraine at home to deal with

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Deep in the heart of texas

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I got a tungsten and wood ring that has went through hell and still looks great

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

My games are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the players in the area pregnant.

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You bring up a great point. What is anything?

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Everywhere if you're determined.

[–] Chickenslippers@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Hey we noticed after 12 hours in the heat you seem tired. Must be drugs.

 
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