Almacca

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 29 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait, what? I missed that detail. He thought the numbers and letters were part of the tattoo? LOL

Sweet Baby Jesus put that man in a nursing home. He shouldn't be handling metal cutlery, let alone the nuclear launch codes.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 19 hours ago

That'd be a good start.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 19 hours ago

Why does anyone even ask that compulsive liar questions any more? You'll never get a straight answer, and he'll just start calling you names if he doesn't like the question, which is most of them these days. Why bother?

I'd like to see a silent press conference. "Is anyone going to ask a question?" "Is it worth it?"

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Also in Australia. It blew my mind. Seriously. I think it broke me a little bit to realise how monumentally fucking STUPID people en masse are. I mean, I kinda suspected it all along, but I was clearly unable to even imagine the actual scale of it.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

There's no way Trump didn't cheat, even if he didn't need to. Cheating is in his bones.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 33 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I remember the cries of 'Is Bernie Sanders "Presidential" enough?' in 2015, and then America electing Trump, and shaking my fucking head.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 48 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

fingers crossed for this weekend's federal election in Australia to go in a similar trajectory

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

A former colleague many years ago called it 'grated bulls milk' and I've called it that ever since.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Oh no! I guess they'll have to get their cheap Chinese knock-off crap from Good American Sources.

Seriously though, even if the tariffs were reduced pre-loony-President levels tomorrow, no-one's gonna trust that being permanent.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

You know, I never knew who any of Biden's press secretaries were. They were never spouting insane bullshit, I guess.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

[appropriated Jamaican accent] You Wok, mon.

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