Aggravationstation

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Microsoft finally officially confirms it's killing Windows Control Panel sometime soon in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

Linux users be like:

Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was almost at work when I sharted.

Thought, well, "oh shit" lol. But I was like "OK, get to work, immediately to toilet and alls good."

My desks in a corner and none of my team were in that day. Can't get rid of the smell totally but it won't be terrible and I'd be well away from everyone else.

Then I have to go upstairs and spend the day in the very small secure room. Obviously the super cute girl I have a crush on is also working in there that day.

Swooped in with the quickness in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Wouldn't have it any other way in c/gaming@lemmy.world
monke rule 🍌 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

OG Ape Escape on the PSX was awesome, don't knkw about the sequels.

Guess The Episode [Easy?] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 22 hours ago

Stupid sexy points.

Guess the Episode [Hard] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three r's:

Reading TV guide, um...

Writing to TV guide, and...

Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 31 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (4 children)

Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.

Me: Um, they're awesome...

Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror

Waves of Pleasure @ The Naked Tea Party Festival in c/music@beehaw.org
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can think of at least two things wrong with that festival name.

Bum Farto in c/hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fans
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I imagine he was coked up to hell when he made that mistake

The "correct" way to eat cereal with milk in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

Watch it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whilst ejaculating

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Spent this Sunday afternoon watching a pigeon eating off the floor of my local Greggs (feddit.uk)
 

Floor and tables deffo hadn't been cleaned all weekend.

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Anybody else think it was messed up that Data kept Spot trapped in his quarters? (feddit.uk)
 

I just re-watched TNG "In Theory" (S04E25) and Data says that the door to his quarters is set to only allow humanoids to enter or leave when Geordie finds Spot in the hall.

Whilst I get that it would be dangerous for Spot to wander the ship freely I think it's kind of mean to keep him locked in a small room like that forever. There doesn't seem to be any cat toys in the room but maybe the computer is capable of some sort of environmental enrichment we can't immediately see.

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Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Aggravationstation@feddit.uk to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

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Nicotine addiction isn't that bad - tobacco companies encourage the belief that it's more severe to keep people smoking (feddit.uk)
 

Tobacco companies had to own up to the fact that smoking is harmful in the 1960s when undeniable evidence came out. People struggled to quit because it is somewhat addictive, but mainly because they enjoyed it.

Those companies then encouraged the rhetoric about it being more addictive than heroin. It isn't. In my experience it's less addictive than caffeine.

Here's my history with nicotine:

  • Smoked cigarettes from 15 - 26.
  • Quit totally for 14 months
  • My friend who smoked moved back to town and I smoked when I was with them.
  • Switched to vaping 8 years ago.
  • Quit vaping in January this year (2024).

I bought 30 cigars at the start of last month (April 2024) and have smoked 9 of them so far. I normally just have 1 a week if I'm having a beer at home but I went out drinking 2 nights in a row at the start of this month and smoked 6 over that weekend.

Am I addicted? Maybe, but I haven't had any nicotine this week and don't plan on having any next week either.

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Slightly funny image bug (feddit.uk)
 
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