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[–] superkret 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Instant Win πŸ†

This won't age well after Trump is finished with NASA and their funding turned in to a bankrupt ready golf resort.

[–] Insig@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

New anti homeless tech implemented across all parks.

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have a park bench. I have a yeet seat.

We are not the same

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

What if we kissed on the yeet seat?

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hogwarts's normal way of letting students travel between classes

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That and punting them across swamps

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

"Flight 6214 to Mars is now boarding under the Ewe tree."

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And the Lord said "let there be YEET" and it was good.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edit: rearranged words

Come on by for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. There is no need for a car when you can arrive at your desired destination in seconds.

Fine print: One-way trip only. Parachutes are not included.

[–] dotdi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

The yeet seat

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oceangate's new space program

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Angry bird irl

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

!captionthis@hilariouschaos.com

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The Leroy Jenkins Memorial Bench

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Single kiss and you'll lose ground.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎢PLEASE TELL ME🎢

Grampa: I wish I could see Grandma again, Eric. I miss her so much. Eric: Grampa! I've got a great idea! Now close your eyes and count to ten.

[–] Railison@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Till death do us part

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

BOING BOING Boeing Dream-to-the-Stars-ISS-Liner-ReLauncher-Rescue-Vessel 9000 !!!!