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You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn't get me on some watchlist I don't know what will.

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

Bunch of guys in spandex fighting a bunch of guys in khakis and it never ever ends.

People shoot each other based upon religious or economic beliefs with future weapons.

Drunk man shouts at over grown lizards

You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.

You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

Experience xenophobia as a lizard-person in a racism simulator

Xenogenocide

Waterfills your house

You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.

A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

Normal mailman gets shot and robbed, embarks on quest for revenge, acidentaly changes politics of the area forever.

You eat stuff while ghosts try to kill you.

You see an alien peeking around a corner. You know to have a 99% hit chance. You miss.

I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.