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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I can't be the only one who thinks conservatives' constant whining about women being "too old to marry" is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It's starting to sound like pattern...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.

[–] buffaloupperclass@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

Yes! Thank you! Absolute fantastic bit.

[–] homoludens@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That was actually the ideology of an famous German Nazi from the 80s: Michael Kühnen (German source)

Bonus: he was part of the FAP.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to guess Owen lives with his mother and has a collection of anime dolls.

[–] onion@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

Can you please stop stigmatising hobbies

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense.... if it were the 90's... in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

The only reason I wouldn't date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she'll diss me in a world record breaking single that's pure fire just to remind me that we're not getting back together.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

You could put "I've got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me" on your dating profile.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

35, “middle age”

Jesus fucking Christ these sick fucks truly believe a woman’s value is at its end by 60

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also "MIGHT be able to have two kids?" How many kids is enough?

We stopped at one and that's plenty.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's a white supremacist, apparently, in their eyes two is not enough to "stop the great replacement" and "keep the white race on top".

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just looked him up. He has 4 kids. Nutbag.

Also, weirdly, he was once engaged to Christina Ricci, which makes me think much less of Christina Ricci.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

I would not hold it against her. They were engaged for 2 months in 2009, apparently he only started to spout his shittakes in the late 2010s.

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think we've done it, we've finally hit "It's gay to have sex with a woman".

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think we reached that point a while ago.

The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.

I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.

Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.

I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.

[–] perfectlyundone@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude, phrasing…

If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here)

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's okay as long as the balls don't touch

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

my balls constantly touch each other. Am I gay now?

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Legit question: is that a troll account or a guy legitimately posing the dumbest theory posted in, at least, the last 12 hours?

[–] zoostation@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Benjamin

"Owen Benjamin Kares Troy-Smith (born May 24, 1980), known professionally as Owen Benjamin, is an American white supremacist,[1] Holocaust denier,[2] conspiracy theorist,[3] internet personality, as well as a far-right and alt-right Neo-Nazi.[4]"

But the bluesky account is dunking on Owen.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused. He denies the Holocaust but is a Nazi? Does that mean he thinks the Nazis couldn't do it? Didn't do it?

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Didn’t do it?

This one. They claim the holocaust never happened, and the Allied Forces only invented the holocaust as a way to paint the Nazis as barbaric monsters as a means to break any remaining support for the Nazi's "righteous cause".

[–] namelivia@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Calling Taylor Swift a low value woman...

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

and don't forget "middle aged"...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I'm gay now

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

Have you tried saying "You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)" to her?