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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 121 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think if we got enough millennials together we could crowd source $20 to get Ted Danson nude. No more than that though.

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don't you mean $20 dollars?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

£20$ dollars?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Straight from an automatic ATM machine.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 126 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Eric Andre show. His bit is to be the worst talk show host imaginable.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 72 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And it's the best shit ever

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shoutout to Christina Applegate!

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Jillian Barberie Jillian Barberie Jillian Barberie Jillian Barberie

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God, if it wasn't for the fact that the original VAs got screwed over(also RIP Martin Croker), they should reboot C2C with Live2D.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It would suck, unless it sucked on purpose. It would be amazing.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How does he compare to Zach Between Two Ferns?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

they have different energies. Zach is antagonistic towards the guests in a very controlled, researched, way. The bit being he actively hates his guests. Eric is more chaotic energy in that the bit is he wishes he was doing anything else instead.

this clip captures the energy pretty well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VvjfYDIOZY

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So Eric Andre's bit is being an unmedicated man with severe ADHD still doing a job that bores him to tears?

Now it makes a lot more sense why it just annoys me than entertains me... No one ever found me funny

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Annnnd crazy shit happens like a bear walking on set

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

I thought Zach's was scripted. While Eric's guests don't know what will happen.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

It's closer to Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that seems like an incredible podcast. I really enjoyed how free flowing and real that was. Maybe I’m just jaded or don’t see very much good content.

Nah u right. Its also just interesting to see him out of character.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I hope you search it out. You're in for a ride, and I am super jealous. Few shows have made me cry as much as this did. Bird up

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

It's from Ted Danson's podcast, this part starts around 1:18: https://youtu.be/VRWvN7jDYC8?si=ODThZBvRKqHzQMAp&t=78

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ok I gotta watch this show, seems like my kind of bag baby

Edit: Yep, it is. You’re the one millionth person to use this garbage can!

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It's anti comedy and cringe comedy

If you like Tim and Eric you'll probably like it.

It's like the office cringe beefed up on steroids to absurd levels. Ranch it up!!

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago

Throw in a hefty scoop of absurdist humor and baby you got Andre stew going

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Danson hit the ranch so hard his hair went white

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Pssh. Every self respecting actor should do a full frontal on camera at least once in their life, like that really hot and cellulite free actress whose name I can't remember did on "The Wolf of Wall Street".

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It helped that said actress has an insanely perfect body and face, almost like she was born to play a famous doll or something.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm who was it Margot Robbie?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

And while I don't remember who it was, she sound like she's from New York.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Hmm from Queens, or Queensland?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

Did she, though ?

[–] gentooer@programming.dev 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Downloaded the show because of this meme, was kind of a let down. Please pay back my Pirate Bay prescription.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I wonder how much 30.000.000.000 single dollars would be?

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