NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 209 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was pretty funny.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I concur.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

"It's FUCKING ~~RAW~~ DEPRECATED!" ~Chef Torvalds

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

[–] meleethecat@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And a grub appetizer

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

And mate (the drink)

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All my recipes are lgpl.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 29 points 1 month ago

I'll have the cinnamon mint buns

[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the open sauce spaghetti bolognese

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Come to my house, there's always open sauce.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pls tell me this is real

[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

It's a real Tumblr post!

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago

Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.

[–] verstra@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't have this problem because I use Windows

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

All your problems were brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends, as advertised in your taskbar.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Is that why it failed?

Because the bistro had no windows?

[–] LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anyone know if this is real? I can't find any info, but it sounds really cool

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

It's way too nerdy and cool to be real

[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Probably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic

[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBHSmFO1IMM