I love how this works on two levels:
- The drive to the workplace was hard.
- Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.
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Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.
Good thing it wasn't because of a conflict!
Lucky it didn't have a solid state drive or it would've been fired due to no call no show.
Sadly, no work from home for the com(p)uter.
My company made working from home a really bad idea. Better to work locally, since home is a on slow network drive.
This is a kid joke not a dad joke
With that kind of reaction, it's gonna be a floppy d**k right away.
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"disk" you pervs