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[โ€“] red9350@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I looove CMD windows popping up at boot ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

AMD's auto updater does this. But it pops up and closes instantly so I have no idea if it's actually working or just crashing.

It freaks me out every time I see it on my rig with the damn bloated ass drivers now.

I'm supposed to be clean. But it feels like computer herpes.

In reality 2/3 or more of the world population has it, but nobody wants to admit or believe they do despite science saying differently lol.

[โ€“] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One time pirated some video editing software and after rebooting my Steam had janky early 2000s sidebar ads.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got porn adverts on roblox โ˜น๏ธ

[โ€“] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

so... just default Roblox then?

[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Download video game for free

Default search engine DOESN'T change because I was using the Free and Open Sourceโ„ข operating system, GNU/Linux

[โ€“] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or as Iโ€™ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux + Dogpile + AltaVista + AOL

[โ€“] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

So many toolbars while in reality you need only one...

spoiler

[โ€“] Creosm@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What am I looking at..

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Surely the default search engine in internet explorer in your prefix would have changed.

[โ€“] Hupf@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried Bing lately?

[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I remember when I was using Bing religiously unironicaly in the early 2010s during my Extremist Microsoft Loyalist phase.

[โ€“] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Loyalism, sure... We all know what's the only reason to use Bing.

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I'm farming Microsoft Reward points with nonsensical searches for Overwatch coins. That's the only true reason to use Bing

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Good pork results.