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[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pretty sure the bible says the Antichrist will have a wound on his head that will then heal...

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah he's been kicking off those check boxes for like 10 years now.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

I came here looking for this comment. Thank you.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The freaks in Facebook are saying that God made him turn his head at just the right moment to make the bullet hit his ear instead of 'brain.'

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I wonder if his vacuous cavity was punctured if there would be an audible popping noise.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s supposed to be a fatal wound on one of its heads.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As far as I've heard he was only hit on one of his heads. Did I miss the news about Trump getting shot in the dick?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think my interpretation is more fun!

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

That's the Stormy Daniels settlement

[–] retrospectology@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I guess the bystander who got hit in the head wasn't.

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Trump became the next actual Jesus of Christianity in a few hundred years.

They certainly don't give a shit about OG Jesus anymore, he has a bunch of stupid rules that new OJ Jesus would never endorse

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I can't wait for the New New Testament Deluxe Patriot's Edition (MSRP $99.99) to be written and include The Gospel According to Trump. That peace, love, and Jesus stuff is just so first millennia; they really need to shake things up.

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to the Bible’s teachings, the Holy Trinity is one being. He should probably read it before making his next sign.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Holy Spirit:

Am I a joke to you?

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Damn. The Holy Spirit got bumped for tRump.

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well religious people aren't really known for their critical thinking.

It'd be great if you couldn't vote if you were religious. Seeing as how separation of church and state don't mean anything any longer, just have them not able to vote at all!