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Gomez lives off generational wealth and thus spends his time culturing himself with dance, art, and seductive languages.
I work until it's not safe to drive home because I'm so tired and my eyes don't work. I crawl home on surface streets, collapse into bed for a brief nap, and get up to go do it again because the man needs his dollar.
My spirit may be willing, but my flesh is spongy and bruised.
Idk man that sounds pretty macabre. Are you sure you're not going for a goth chick? /s
"How long has it been since we've waltzed?"
"Oh, Gomez...hours."
I’m not goth, but my husband treats me like Gomez treats Morticia. Can confirm that a lot of sex happens. So, like, do it.
Can confirm they fuck a lot
Nice.
"You scared me... I want you to do it again."
John Astin or Raul Julia?
(I know there have been other Gomezes, but those are the only two that count.)
Luis Guzmán
I wish you
would step out from that ledge my friend
This is the way.
👍
I'm a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.
The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she's probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.
According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that's what Gomez thought.
Well, you brought a tear to this bald man's eye and hope to his heart. Amen.
Gomez was never supposed to be good looking.
Original Gomez:
I'm more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart
But I feel you friend
So you are a member of ZZ Top?
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷♂️
Ain't got legs
Don't know how to use 'em
Money solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that's much harder to achieve.
In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that's much harder to achieve.
Spoken like a person with no charisma.
Some of y'all ain't worth gomez energy but ain't ready for that conversation
I mean do girls actually like that thin moustache? And I feel like if I walked around in one of those velvet jacket things everyone would just be creeped out and/or think I'm wearing it inside out. And I'd be hot, like sweaty kind of hot.
I can't speak to the pencil moustache, but that's a smoking jacket. It's meant to be worn indoors while smoking to keep the worst of the smell off of your clothes.
A smoking jacket is allowed to be more loud and flamboyant because it's only supposed to be worn in the house, so only your family and guests would see it. It's not exactly the thing one would wear out and about.
Oh, that is rad. TIL
Gomez never went out in daylight. The jacket is meant for walking slowly through ancient graveyards.
If you can pull it off, yes.
As fun as Wednesday's show was, these two were just the quintessence of the roles
Their competition wasn’t that fierce, Luis Guzman is a great actor, especially when being comical, but he very much is NOT Gomez Addams. But no matter who it was, I doubt they’d be able to beat Raul Julia or Anjelica Huston.
It also doesn't hurt that Anjelica is always illuminated like she's from another movie altogether (credit to CinemaTherapy). The director turned the glamor factor up to 11 in every scene without breaking anything. It's impossible to follow that.
Raul, somehow, manages to be a complete ham yet relatable, lovable, and most importantly, believable.
The legendary John Astin and Carolyn Jones might like a word!
That show was just weird as hell to watch growing up, along with The Munsters and to a lesser extent Bewitched.
To be fair, their movie portrayals were amazing too.
I'd love Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder to take it on.
Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez
Oh my God now I want this so much.
I doubt they’d be able to beat Raul Julia or Anjelica Huston.
I feel like these two have always been Gomez and Morticia. Even the series was just a pale imitation.
Sigh I had to tone it down cause i was "too much". I wasn't even trying hard. Literally holding back now but that how spouse wants it.
Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady-killer!
Gomez: Acquitted!
The writing was so exemplary. And it's one of those deals where the sequel is actually better than the first eg Gremlins, Shrek, Bad Boys