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Rate my setup (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Fucking autocorrect had it as 'rage'

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago
[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Behold, dog.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning

[–] dan@upvote.au 35 points 1 month ago

Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Carpet has cracks and pitting?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago

6/10

I would give more because of the bird, but you asked to ignore it...

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a Fleshlight I spy?

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Gobbles nervously

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Gobble gobble motherfucker

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Great cable management!

[–] Toes@ani.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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Edit: (⁠ヘ⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s a fucking sexy turkey.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, he's soloing all right...

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

bachelor/10

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

9/10. I’d have given it a 10 but I didn’t see any lube. You got the fleshlight and tissues ready but no lube.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard

[–] StrutTower@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think that's a subwoofer on the floor not a computer tower.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

You can't just ignore the bird when bird is equal to or greater than the word smh head!

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do images from slrpnk.net always appear broken to me?

If I try to open just the image in another tab, I get:

Secure Connection Failed

An error occurred during a connection to slrpnk.net. PR_END_OF_FILE_ERROR

Error code: PR_END_OF_FILE_ERROR

The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
Please contact the website owners to inform them of this problem.
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Five@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

That's outside my wheelhouse, but I've brought it to poVoq's attention. Thanks for the ping.

[–] poVoq@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, you are the first person complaining about this and I can't seem to replicate it either.

What browser and operating system (incl. version) are you using?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Firefox 127.0.2 with uBlock Origin (and many other extensions) on Windows 10 Pro, Version 21H2

[–] poVoq@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Hmm, those should be all fine, but maybe another extension is the issue? Since you likely have it installed anyways, can you check if the images load in a clean Edge or Chromium browser?

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That is the most creative way I've ever seen to win the Chicken Game.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PC tower on the floor. 0/10

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why take up desk space? Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust and have a bunch more space?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust

Exactly, if you're not putting it on the desk, at least throw some dunnage under it

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm afraid I can't ignore that bipedal robot.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

man of culture

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes. You have space. You won already

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What's with the naked white skeletor on the desk.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Bird is the word ?

[–] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Supposedly the top edge of your monitor should be just above your forehead so you don't hurt your neck looking upward/downward.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What the fuck...?!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Never too early to prep for the holidays

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