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[–] IDew@lemm.ee 106 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

OS: neurolink

Phone: smasung galaxy s3

Browser: Firefox 78.3

Search engine: kagi trials

Location: on the desktop

Cookies: yummy

Send optional data to Microsoft:

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bill gate pp small and soft

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Firefox 78.3

Hmm, someone wants to get hacked.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OS: chromeOS
Phone: stock xiaomi 10
Browser: internet explorer (VM)
Search engine: baidu results served through ask jeeves
Location: Constantly updated via API to Facebook
Cookies: batch downloaded
Send optional data to Microsoft: printed and mailed

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You print and mail your data? You could really cut out a step by getting their fax number.

Make sure to page them first so they know to go pick it up.

[–] DragonConsort@pawb.social 59 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Love the fact that even when committing to the bit about being anti-privacy they still know the internet is functionally unusable without an adblocker

Also I'm about to say something ignorant as hell but: Isn't a Browser the same thing as a Search Engine?

[–] rayf@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago

Nope, Browser is the tool, the software to reach internet. Like a phone. Search Engine is more like the phone book of URL reference. And you use it with keywords

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

The browser is the software to use the internet and a search engine essentially scans the entire accessible web for the words you type in to it and shows you where they are.

[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Browsers are the app you click on: google chrome, firefox, Microsoft edge, safari

Search engines are a website you go to on that app. If you type something in the top bar of your browser that is not a link, browsers will automatically enter that into a search engine.: google search, Bing, duckduckgo, ecosia, startpage

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Browser is an app on your computer

Search engines are apps on other people’s computers that you access via a website

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every corporation on the internet:

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

No, it clearly says Anonymous

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a bait to collect technical data from privacy-oriented users

Look, they just list all their specs!

/hj

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don't know why.

Zuck: They "trust me"

Zuck: Dumb fucks.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

OS: Five different Linux distributions and a BSD

Phone: iPhone (hardened; trackers blocked w. NextDNS)

Browser: Mullvad Browser

Search engine: Self-hosted SearXNG

Location: Only for mapping software

Cookies: Notices blocked by uBO, cleared on restart

Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nah that's if you made a linux distro

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking. That gif was directed at you specifically

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i should have blocked you for simping big tech

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how can you even harden a proprietary walled garden

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are ways. Privacy Guides has a page on it. I also use NextDNS, which has a blocklist for iDevices, so Apple can't track me (afaik).

I'd rather have an Android, though. Either DivestOS or /e/. I'm just waiting for my iPhone to burn out first.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

thats a good thing. if you have it, use it till it explodes

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Bitches love a good BSD

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago
[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is that the guy that has nothing to hide?

Who's whining about rising subscription prices in times of lesser quality in movies and tv shows?

Who's whining about not being able to get a raise because "we can't afford to give everyone raises in this economy"?

Who's whining because insurances are so expensive and never pay up?

Who has given up both control over his own information and control over where to get his knowledge from?

Who can no longer own media, or cars, or appliances without paying a monthly subscription that "this time for sure not getting worse over time"?

Who has given up his freedom?

[–] Senseless 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OS: EndeavourOS Phone: Pixel 7 Pro (using GrapheneOS) Browser: Firefox (Plus uBlock, Plus Pihole, plus Adguard) Search engine: startpage location: off (on for specific apps) cookies: auto declined send optional data to Microsoft: no even using Windows

[–] alci@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

OS: kubuntu Phone: pixel with grapheneis + pihole Browser: FF (+ublock) Search engine: searx (hosted by non profit) Kocation: off Cookies: avoid when possible Mail: Infomaniak Collab software: next cloud Etc.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OS: Archlinux (btw)

Phone: xiaomi (e/os/)

Browser: Firefox (librewolf when bored)

Search engine: 5 instances of searxng and DuckDuckGo sometimes

Location: My chair

Cookies: I still don't care about cookies

Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?

[–] Lumun@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why 5 instances of Searxng? Do you get very different results with each? I pretty much always use the same one..

Just for when one is down or is blocked by a search engine. Happens sometimes and I have 5 bookmarked

[–] Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you privacy oriented or are you a mark who doesn’t realize what their time is worth? Post your absurd setups here so I can expand my database.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

The average user?

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

OS: Win 10 (I know... but like... Reason and Live for music composition)

Phone: Pixel 4a, VPN. Would like to find an alternative, but 5' phones are rare nowadays.. Too clumsy/old to use larger phones.

Browser: Firefox + uBO + Ghostery

Search engine: Alternating between Google and DDG

Location: Only for mapping software

Cookies: Consent-O-Matic (greatest find this year in this regard, thanks to Lemmy btw)

Send optional data to NOPE

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This entire privacy thing isn't such a problem in the EU luckily lol

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

nah they still spy on you using the American ways until EU realises and tells them to stop, but it doesn't happen instantly and there's always new bullshit to stop them from doing

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me: "So companies can't hoard my data?"

EU: "That's right"

Me: "Cool, and I'll encrypt my chat just to be safe."

EU: "Now wait a minute..."

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 2 points 1 month ago

When even lol

[–] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's still a problem in the EU,
less then in the USA,
however still a rather big problem.

At least in the US we know who's after us (everyone), so there's that.