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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm "open" to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.

I would also "accept" Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.

Everyone, go watch The Rock.

[–] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dumbluck@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Incorrect, that is the ”string of pearls” configuration.

[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

"Shtring of pearlsh"

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not enough mentions of Zeus’ butthole for my taste. I need at least 2 more utterances of the phrase before I can watch it again.

[–] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh you see, it's you. You're the rocket man!

[–] Bubs12@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Carla was the prom queen.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Listen, all I want to know is...are you happy with your haircut?

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is this the third prong of a three prong attack? Subliminal, liminal and superliminal. "HEY, YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!"

[–] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are we just doing house of cards now

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

He is. He probably thinks he's smarter than everyone else acting it out too.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well shit, I'm open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn't anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Id take advantage of that level of proximity and...well...

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You just have to do everything he tells you and never go against him otherwise he'll get his idiotic followers to try and kill you.

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 23 points 2 months ago

Its beginning to show, that politicians no longer need to have any skill what so ever besides the ability to not care

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Which ex-wife?

Ans.

spoilerMarla Maples

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Has to be Marla. Ivana is buried in his New Jersey golf course. Not a joke.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

~~Ivana is~~ A bunch of the secrets he stole from the government are buried in his New Jersey golf course.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Why did you bury your wife on the golf course? It would help me avoid taxes.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Shit. I missed that. Thank you.

[–] snow_bunny@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the most beta thing I've ever heard.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe she wants to be grabbed by the pussy smh

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 10 points 2 months ago

That picture confused me because I thought she was wearing a MAGA hat in the 90s.

[–] Xell22@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The one that's alive, yeah?........ yeah?

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well that's one way to have him kill you