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[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 month ago (7 children)

So they admit there are predatory Muppets.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don't see.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I believe the proper name is "Teletuborians"

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cookie monster is definitely a predator.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

It used to be more obvious than it is now.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

Look at Animal.

They keep him drugged up, and he's still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he'd tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well the Count is a vampire.....

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

One second has passed, ah ah ah.
Two seconds have passed, ah ah ah.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The world, too…

Set to drai-ii-aaa-ii-aaa-aaa-in.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Time will now resume!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Predators have forward-facing eyes.

Muppets have forward-facing eyes.

The science is clear.

[–] joao@aussie.zone 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Big bird has forward facing eyes, which is usually the mark of a predator.

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Elefants have them too!

I'm sure there is an exception for creatures made from fabric and foam, somewhere.

[–] odium@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Makes sense. Evolution gives prey animals eyes with as wide a field of vision as possible, so they can detect predators better. Elephants are too large for predators to mess with and so is big bird.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The elephant in the picture though is smaller than a mouse

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The reference mouse is oversized

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

But the elephant is also roughly the size of a duck.

[–] blindsight@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Can confirm. I measured on my screen, estimating the trunk length extended, and it's about 6 cm trunk to tail (or 2⅜" in the US).

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I had to go look it up. Not sure that picture is accurate, mind, it’s the only one I could find. (Though lots of comments about herds being led by a blind elephant…. I’m sure there’s a joke in there.)

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it evolved from a predatory ancestor and didn't get selected for different position of the eyes?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

We know from Big Bird's extended family that his species has a wide spread of individual variation, and given that none of them reside in the wild none of them are likely to suffer predation due to what would otherwise be a mal-adaptation, providing a springboard for even more genetic variation from generation to generation.

Just look at how wildly different looking specific humans can be from one another, even within a single community.

And dragons have wide-set eyes in pretty much every depiction. So that brings up the question: What was hunting all the dragons?

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I'd hope they don't allow predators on set, but we saw what happened at Nickelodeon with Dan Schneider.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oscar the Grouch is a scavenger.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

That's what he wants you to think...

Oscar is a form of Trapdoor Spider. He blends in with his environment until unsuspecting prey is near, then hauls them into his den to consume at his leisure.