Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I'd probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It's effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

[–] tonarinokanasan@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS

TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O' DEM BIG ONES

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Awwwwh, but I wanted a peanut!

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't face hair technically include eyebrows

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey's paw type wish granting.

[–] occhineri@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Let's see...

Water is my favourite drink - check
I don't sleep - check
I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

talk with cats
ears and tail
20 dollars

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are we, uh...taking this at face value or monkey pawing it? Cause some of those seem great on the surface, though one small twist and that shit becomes a curse.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least 20 dollars is 20 dollars, worst thing that can happen is it's fake money and not really 20 dollars.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

That's how you get turned into 20 dollars

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

[–] OKRainbowKid@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

[–] Titou@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

[–] EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Green blue and pink. I have 20 dollars and the other two do not alter anything