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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

There it is

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

No, you-da-cots!

Not sure what it means but I presume a compliment of some kind!

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The app Seek has taught me that everything is a dicot. No clue what specifically anything is… but I know they’re dicots.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

The only reason lawn weedkiller works is because grass isn't a dicot, it's one of the few monocots

So the weedkiller can be designed to kill everything that's a dicot but leave the grass

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to subscribe to more taxonomy facts

What's the next closest cultivar to figs

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Jackfruit and mulberries and a few others. :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moraceae

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, because eyeballs are meat grapes.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Balls are meat grapes too

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] petersr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Are they really spicy? Or more like pungent acidic?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Chillis are angry capsicums

[–] Edge004@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought this was a meat grape

Warning: man-made horrors beyond comprehension

[–] troybot@midwest.social 4 points 3 days ago

They did transmutation on a grape

[–] RougeEric@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I hear the pop as you bite into them is something to savor

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago
[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

How? There's no meat

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Meat Grapes? Why doesn't it sound like that when I say it.