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gurl up top looks SO comfy cozy in her gymnastics suit <3

My main gripe is that humans don't have much meat on them. It works in a pinch, but the effort needed to eat so far outside of our normal pallette isn't worth it.

That said, I would be in favor of letting nature decompose our bodies more. I hate having to waste so much effort on disposing of bodies, especially once I die. I want my body to get torn apart by animals, not buried with holy rites. Mummification is the only burial practice that seems kinda cool. Cremation seems unnecessary, especially if I can get eaten by something instead. Just take what's useful, chop me up a bit, and throw me in the compost!

You haven't eaten ass until you've eaten corpse ass

Prions are a big problem for cannibalism since they resist high temperature. So they're still deadly even if the "meat" is well cooked. That said, Bones And All was a great film about cannibalism. And it was romantic, in a fucked-up way.

If anyone wants to kill and eat me, go right ahead

It'll be nicer than dying alone and having my body rot in my apartment till someone eventually checks on me

Heh, my partner and I have already had the, "I don't seek it out, but if we're life-and-death stranded and you go first, sorry, you're provisions now" conversation.

but I'm vegan :(. Soooo I think I'll have to sit this one out.

I see the issue more with relatives, who (today) usually would suffer even more if their loved one's body is eaten by other people.

I'd be so down to be eaten once I die tbh

DIY link to the 'Patience My Ass I'm Gonna Kill Something' cartoon.