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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 23 hours ago

I was thinking he couldn't be that agile, before i realised it was photoshopped.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

According to insiders, he is already preparing a simplified version of the jump for short performances, in which only the right arm is raised.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

All that money Musk is holding is not in the global economy. So why exactly does he need more money or power?

Why, exactly, is Trump [behaving] like he's Musk's bitch?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Not that i'm pro-Musk, but

[–] rumschlumpel 3 points 5 hours ago

I bet he'd be really intrigued by the hindu caste system.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In the context of far right politics both are close enough to the nazi symbol.

[–] boomzilla@programming.dev 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

If you can't remember how to draw a proper swastika please watch this simple step by step tutorial. And remember to ethnical cleanse the devil out of your brush before you begin:

https://youtu.be/pLwYMecqOxY?si=-Ke5l1kk3Dn4aFDJ

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

translation of the title:

after promoting the vote for Alternative for Germany (nazi party, radical right), Musk presents a new jump

like a dipshit

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 15 points 1 day ago

Lol for a moment there i thought this is a NES super mario jump, didn't notice the swastika.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

I love to see his hand broken like that tho.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

Originals + edit

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

peak ~~human performance~~ executive efficiency

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don't forget effective altruism.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Musk looks like he's trying to escape people in white coats who are chasing him with butterfly nets.

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder where my fish has gone...

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 4 points 1 day ago

And it went wherever I... did goooo

First time I've ever seen anyone besides myself make a reference to that bit. I'm so happy :)

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Where's GI Robot when you need him?