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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Jesus what I wouldn’t give to see Trump in that orange suit flanked by all of those cops.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago

Jesus on his way to be crucified because he spoke up for poor people

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love this place. Post anything about this on reddit and it's likely to be removed if it gets too positive or the bots downvote it.

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reddit is a place to promote product. This isn't product. Give it time and big lemmy servers will turn into reddit, but for now we get to enjoy a safe space.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Thankfully, because of the way Lemmy is built, we will forever have smaller communities that don't turn into garbage like that.

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 1 day ago

Reddit let this thing run first week as they couldn't moderate the sentiment this strong but looks like after that they cracked down.

Lemmy world news sub was suppressing this very aggressively during that time.

Mods dropped in in unrelated sub threatening to remove the discussion if we didn't keep it "civil"

Some clown ass behavior.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Brian Thompson pleaded guilty to drunk driving in 2017, the same month he became CEO.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damnnn that is one interpretation of drunk driving. "officer, you don't understand, drunk driving putting everyones life and freedom at risk is what makes us human

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Buying a second house for your estranged wife is very normal. I’ve got tons of very real, normal human friends that buy their wives second houses because divorce would cost more than a second house.

The person is very human, yes.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No wonder he thought he knew better than doctors - his penmanship was for shit.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I write in block letters and he is a shit writer.

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 1 points 12 hours ago

I write in cursive enchanting table and I couldn't decipher that.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All they’re doing is making him look like a badass. They need enough cops to suppress Superman if he turned bad.

The managerial class really is terrified, huh?

If the cops arrested Superman it wouldn't be because he went bad.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's 2 possible reasons to have "military" escort. either...

  1. They must protect the perp from assassination.
  2. They must prevent mob from liberating him.
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why they all had armor and he didn't. It is number 2.

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ain't no one assassinating him.

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[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 128 points 2 days ago (39 children)

Why is it terrorism when rich people are killed?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Cause they only care when rich scum are terrorized.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Terrorism is supposed to be the dogmatic or ideologically motivated killing of civilians, often by those who are willing to die in the process. It's terror inducing because it could seemingly happen anywhere at any time to any one, and it's a lot easier to cause harm to others when you're suicidal and not trying to get away with it.

Of course, that's not how it's routinely used, or perhaps was ever really used by anyone except academics.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Who controls the present now controls the past.

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 297 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think they want to intimidate others, but honestly giving him this much of a spotlight should be the dream of anyone thinking about attacking another CEO for attention.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 136 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I don't see how they don't see it.

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[–] aski3252@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

They are probably also scared of people trying to free him since he is quite popular. This isn't generally the case for other suspects.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They sure do love taking and posting pictures of him and then yelling at people to not give him any press. How many pics have we seen of him in custody? They dont want coverage of him silenced, they want to control that narrative. US justice system is a sad broken dishonest state of affairs.

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

Every day Trump walks free has been sad proof of that

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 77 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If they bring out a regiment to guard your show trial you're almost certainly on the right side of history.

Probably.

90%

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 191 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pigs when other pigs choke people to death: I sleep

Pigs when someone touches a mass murdering elite: Real shit

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago

Can we stop having school shooters and make this a trend instead? 🙏🏾

This just make him look more like a hero that's oppressed by the government.

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 86 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Lotta cops for a little kid with a busted back

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[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Is the fucking Mayor of New York in that picture? Wtf this just surreal. Our fucking hero being perp walked like this.

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[–] Josey_Wales@lemm.ee 129 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I love that Adams is there. He literally has no reason to be there other than self promotion. Do you think they discussed the finer points of being indicted federally? Maybe he is trying to get him to ask for a Trump pardon.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (29 children)

I never liked those shoes. They are like a bad knock off of toms. Somehow they even make shittier crocs for jails as well... I remember walking into a Walmart and a guy being like "yo when did you serve" as I was buying a pair of entnies (didn't know they sold them there, but they were like $25) to finish my 19 mile walk home. Wasn't sure how he knew at first, then realized he remembered those shitty shoes as well.

(Things not to do in life, get pulled out of bed in the middle of the night by police wearing no shoes and forced to walk across a stone driveway.)

Innocent until proven guilty time and time again proves to be not how our system works. Alleged charges were dismissed and expunged. The impact on my life, not able to be taken back.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They're really telling on themselves. Scared shitless.

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[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trying to make themselves look like they’ve done something amazing.

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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I saw this on the news and honestly wondered how many cops are required for this prisoner transfer? Because all those people are getting paid to walk a guy past cameras, and they're probably all getting paid more than me, and there's SO many of them

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