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Great Satire Writing:
Cancer
(June 21 to July 22):
Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.
I'm so glad I read this post. I'm def. following this advice. I'm quitting my nighttime knife club, gun club, club club, and explosives club. That really opens up my calendar.
Real loading screen tips here
What I would give for a good club club near me...
What about the fight club?
We don't talk about fight club.
Had to look up CEO birthdays to make sure it was about what I thought it was
Sweet, I'm glad this does not hinder my own nighttime activities where I'm threatening strangers with knifes, guns or other weapons.
... does not hinder ...
It does hinder, by making your activities more difficult by one-twelfth.
Read it as horrorscope and thought cancer was the illness. Now I wonder what the other horrorscope signs would be... scorpio sting, virginity lost to rape, an evil twin following you, getting the st. Sebastian treatment, piranhas...