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Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm so glad I read this post. I'm def. following this advice. I'm quitting my nighttime knife club, gun club, club club, and explosives club. That really opens up my calendar.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

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[–] MarcomachtKuchen 2 points 4 days ago

What I would give for a good club club near me...

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

We don't talk about fight club.