"So then, what does this dumb idiot do, who is also ugly? He shits his pants, then takes them off and carries them into the police station, naked except for his shitty ass, and turns himself in."
Checkmate bitch
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I like how they say false crime as if storytelling and theater aren't a thing already.
Bitch just invented fiction.
Should start out with ones where the prosecution came up with elaborate stories and convicted the person, by they later turned out to be completely innocent.
It is by definition a false crime.
Although it should be a true crime for the prosecution.
Based on a true story.
So you’re offering me a Death Note, except better
Implying it could be worse lol
I'm going to make the crimes rediculous and unpheasible, so you can't force me into a true crime podcast.
I'm going to throw myself into a vat of toxic waste to gain superpowers to do those crimes anyway.
I'm going to relentlessly spam your podcast with spelling and grammar corrections so the ridiculous and unfeasible crimes pale in comparison to the word crimes I've exposed.
lmao how did I manage to misspell both of them
Because you're a filthy crime person