Ostriches don't have boobs, they're birds.
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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Yeah but birds do have tits. You know.. I'm going to skip trying to add a picture of a tit here, that search might backfire.
Tits and boobies are not ostriches!
Just because tits can fly doesn't mean we should ostrichsize those that can't.
They don't have nipples, but they certainly have breasts.
Does that mean the difference between a breast and a boob is just the nipple?
There's also the lack of cleavage.
They can be shown on US television at least.
til the chicken in my freezer don't exist cuz it's chicken breast
I didn't say breast, I said boobs.
All men have breasts. Only some of us have boobs.
Good point
Those are 100% augmented.
Didn't you snap and get banned after a stretch of anti-trans posts?
Wow your modlog tells a story!
pov: you forgot your reading glasses:
We need to call in Archie Duke to take care of this problem.
Imagine needing censoring the word boobs for social media.
I have a th*ory that censoring certain w*rds makes the t*xt read more edgy and illegal, drawing in even more p**ple for the clickbait.
You can't write boobs, the sacred algorithms don't like it!
Titties. Hehe.
The boomers always used to call millenials snowflakes, but fucking hell, if censoring swearwords isn't ACTUAL snowflake behaviour.
For clarification, I'm not saying millenials are snowflakes.
Are the millennials not in their 30s now? Don't think it's them censoring stuff like this
Im 38. I was born in 1986, left school and started work aged 16, in 2003.
1986 gang rise up!
My mother is a millennial (40) and I am Gen Z (18)
How do i delete someone else's comment?
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fixed version ;)
How could you, where are the two nipple dots?!
Here you go
Usually I'm more involved when my face is planted on someone's tits but I'll allow it.
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Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!
Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.
Her name is Sydney, the largest city in Australia, so I think it meant to say she can cook a fine venison on the barbie
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Woke left won't even let us say boob anymore!
/s because some people actually think this shit
My calculator got an update it won't display 5318008 anymore.
First they came for Chr!stmas and I said nothing. Then they came for b@#bs and I remained silent. What’s next
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That's Sidney Sweeney, btw. You're welcome.
Bro out here doing the Lords work 🙏
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Somewhat off topic, I had an idea for a slightly cheesy visual novel:
You play as a woman who has relatively large breasts. The game is entirely first person and you never actually see her, just people acting in oafish ways around her as she desperately tries to make a professional career.
Curious if that would sound silly/interesting to some people.
It's an interesting concept but no way I would play that. Building a career is a boring concept on its own. I don't want to emulate someone else doing something I wish I didn't have to do in real life.
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Haha that would actually be a great exercise in building empathy
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Bombs?
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