hardcoreufo

joined 1 year ago
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

This is the way.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

but it is divine.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was hoping it was moe from the Simpsons.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

So we have school 4 days a week instead of 5. Your child will be back to their original gender in time for the weekend.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Worst was this girl making an uncomfortable amount of eye contact the whole time. It was like she was trying to start her way into my soul. I'd make eye contact to talk but kept having to look away because she was just too intense. I would not be surprised if she was some sort of succubus or siren trying to drain my life force.

After about an hour she asks if I have autism... I went to the bathroom and called one of my friends to vent. When I returned she asked if there was going to be a second date... There was not.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Don't get me started on low quality professors/classes. I went back to get my BS after getting an associates a few years prior and the teachers were much worse and the classes were teaching less than I learned at community college. Very infuriating. I did the minimum to pass a class just so I could leave a review ripping into the teacher/class.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are public domain now and on YouTube!

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I loved the 1940s Superman cartoon as a kid. they are about 10 minutes each and don't have dialog. just music and sound effects. Totally still hold up.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Different doctors have recently told me to lose weight and go to talk therapy. Both good advice in the long run, but neither are of immediate help or related to current symptoms.

I think it stems from going to the ER and the doctor writing down that I'm anxious. Of course I'm anxious, I'm in the ER and feel like shit. Now that's on my chart and I feel like every doctor is judging me off that.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's not that public transportation is for the poors, it's that it is inconvenient. I used to ride the metro every day to work when I lived in DC and it added an extra hour vs driving. I didn't mind as I could chill and read a book or listen to music but it was extra time.

When I moved to Portland I could take the bus to work because my house and job were on the same route so it was only about 5 minutes more than driving. Now I'd have to take 2 buses, or walk a mile to the bus stop on the same route as my work. Either option would turn a 10 minute drive into an hour commute each way. I don't have that kind of extra time when I work 12 hour shifts and come home on my lunch break to walk the dog. I assume people with kids have even more of a time crunch.

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