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    [–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 162 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    I dare to say most Linux users know more about windows problem solving than the average windows user

    [–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 98 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    That's only true for a time. After you stop dealing with Windows for enough years, you just forget the bullshit and you become almost as clueless as the guy asking for help. You're really good at Linux though. So when they ask for help you are all like:

    But with a less annoying and more kidnapper vibe where you're withholding your valuable help till the bastard pays ransom. "You want help? Switch to Linux." You don't care if they don't.

    [–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

    Just knowing how to use Google/ddg/etc to search for a solution to your problem makes you better at troubleshooting than most people. Spending 30 seconds to find a relevant link can make you seem like a genius to a lot of people.

    [–] somenonewho 23 points 1 week ago

    Seriously. I work in IT (mostly Linux) but whatever OS 90% of the Job is knowing how to properly phrase problems for Google and then you just need to know how/where to apply solutions.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    I used to work with supporting the general public with computer usage. It was pretty much a nightmare.

    I basically decided that, were I ever to become a benevolent dictator, the words "It just says 'error'", barring the rare exception where "error" and "ok" were the only things on screen...would result in immediate revocation of citizenship and deportation to wherever a dart landed on the map. If they were really nice, we'd let them throw the dart, or designate a champion to throw the dart for them.

    This could work out really well for them! Either way, support staff wouldn't have to put up with it from that individual anymore.

    (EDIT: No, the middle of the Atacama / Sahara Desert, the poles, R'lyeh, nor the ocean, would be valid. I said benevolent.)

    ...Yeah I'm still working with a mental health professional untangling what that job did to me. Lol

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    [–] uniquethrowagay 10 points 1 week ago

    I've been on Linux exclusively for over 5 years now. I'm starting to struggle with some Windows stuff that I just forgot how to do. But also I'm still shit at Linux. It just works so well that I never really had to learn what's under the hood.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

    I think another part of this is that you can do a little sleuthing in Linux and generally figure out what's causing an issue because the error messages are generally helpful!

    In Linux, running a buggy / non-starting app in terminal will usually spit out something understandable. I think once we figure this out it spoils us a little.

    Windows on the other hand, with anything that actually requires intervention, seems to go out of its way to be obtuse and goes all "contact your system administrator" about it. You spend more time trying to look up and cipher their "error codes" and dealing with unhelpful "support" than figuring the problem. (Which usually involves "nuke and pave a driver" anyway. Lol)

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    [–] peto@lemm.ee 70 points 1 week ago

    Dealing with Microsoft's bullshit has always been one of the most pursuasive arguments for Linux.

    [–] francinek@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    I dare to say most Linux users know more about windows problem solving than the average windows user

    Well, your Windows skills are being represented by Bennett, who is no John Matrix, but also
    isn't a standard civilian. And he does have that chain mail vest...that separates him from the normies too.

    [–] LostXOR@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    90% of problem solving is just Googling stuff and screwing with settings, which isn't particularly Linux specific.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Under Linux you find the root cause and fix it.

    Under Windows you just try everything until something magically works.

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    [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Except the success chances are significantly higher on Linux and It's easy to find a manual.

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    [–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

    There is definitely a difference between finding out the registry exists vs having to look up which key to edit

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    [–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Even the average windows gamer doesn't know shit anymore.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

    I remember learning a lot of stuff as a side effect of Morrowind modding. :D

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    In my experience professional Windows admins tend to be click ops guys. Trying to tell them that they don't need a GUI is impossible.

    They are also the ones who will lock onto legacy ways of doing things. Try telling them that the thing they are trying to do is in the settings app.

    [–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Then they're shit admins, I'm always using Command Prompt and Powershell because the GUI fell short somewhere.

    Also

    Try telling them that the thing they are trying to do is in the settings app.

    There's a reason for that, the settings app is trash the second you need to do something beyond the basics and doesn't cover enterprisey things whatsoever

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    [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Just install Linux. Should fix most of their Windows problems.

    [–] LostXOR@fedia.io 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    At the expense of an exciting new array of problems!

    [–] Ediacarium 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    But now they're Linux problems and easier to solve!

    [–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I know we're joking about how obnoxious we are when we make this recommendation... But it's also true. Linux problems are much more likely to be solveable. The proprietary "no serviceable parts within" boxes are much rarer.

    [–] Ediacarium 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    It's a bit of both. I agreeey that Linux problems are actually solvable, but we're also willing to put up with a lot more because of that. (Admittedly, Window's enshitification is helping with the last part)

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    [–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Unironically why I switched my parents to Linux - they don't touch any important settings so usually the only problems are when they get a new popup / prompt they've never seen, which ofc happens a lot more on windows especially when they decide to push some new thing or decide that they want to convince people to enable something new or change a setting that they want people to use.

    I also love that if they call me I can just ssh in over tailscale and do whatever needs doing.

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    [–] michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Where are my weather widgets?

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    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    "Did they change that fucking control panel setting/menu again?? Where the fuck is it!"

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Control panel is being deprecated in favor of the settings app

    [–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    And when the Settings app has even 70% feature parity, I'll stop crying about control panel.

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    [–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Whenever I get a tech question its always about how to navigate a gui I am unfamiliar with. And when I can't give them an answer, they assume I'm actually clueless about technology.

    [–] palordrolap@fedia.io 36 points 1 week ago

    My least favourite technical support calls were with people who didn't know their own interface and I was having to direct them, blind, to get the information and do the diagnostics I needed.

    There were at least a couple of times where I had to ask the customer to describe literally everything they saw on the screen starting at the top left and working their way down.

    I sometimes pretend to be one of those people when I get tech support scammers on the phone because I know how tortuous it is.

    [–] jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
    [–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
    [–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    DISM /Online /Cleanup-Image /CheckHealth
    Pray that it works.

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    [–] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    windows is very complicated and inconsistent if you get to look under the hood

    [–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    As a Linux user, I shit on Linux tutorials being obtuse because the solution is often like "then sudo [command]" and now run these 8 other commands. But at least with Linux commands, a smart person can piece together what's going on.

    Windows, it's even worse. It's like a bunch of black boxes talking to other black boxes so after you right click to enable that property and add this registry key, you then have to reboot into your bios to turn on "Fuckboi" mode and take photos of your asshole for verification, then log into your Microsoft account to get this Powershell script and now you can finally see your children again.

    [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

    And to add insult to injury, many of the issues in Windows are just "I don't want to do this the way MS wants everyone to do this."

    [–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    There is still not a neat replacement for wmic in PowerShell. If I want to do the equivalent of wmic product where name="some shitware" call uninstall it looks like this:

    $instance = Get-CimInstance win32_process -Filter "Name = 'powershell_ise.exe'" $instance | Invoke-CimMethod -MethodName 'Terminate'

    Like how the hell is that easier to understand Microsoft? Everything else in PowerShell follows a general pattern of Upper Camelcase.

    That's just one instance of what I've found working with pwsh at work that leaves me thinking wtf

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    [–] cm0002@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (12 children)

    This is why I always bounce around between all 3 major OS's (Yes yes, I know Linux distros complicate thongs)

    Keeps me flexible, an OS is a tool and you need to use the best tool for the job at hand

    [–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I bet that if you stepped away from the computer while removing said thongs they wouldn't seem so complicated.

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    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Do clean install

    "Where are my apps?"

    [–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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    [–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    It depends. I’m Carl Weathers with XP.

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    [–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Why is everyone poking fun at Vernon Wells? Because he's intentionally being goofy for the picture?

    [–] francinek@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

    Why is everyone poking fun at Vernon Wells?

    because he didn't win 7 Mr. Olympia titles - that's why!

    [–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

    Leave discount Freddie Mercury alone!

    [–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

    He holds the distinction of fighting in the most comically lopsided boss fights ever filmed. Arnold circa 1984 vs my neighbor Larry who always lets me borrow his ladder and smokes a mean brisket while drinking 12 beers.

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