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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by SpaceFox@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

Can any straight man here explain what they like and why they like boobs so much? Like, what makes them attractive and why? Is it the size? Shape? Or The way they jiggle?

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[–] python@programming.dev 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not straight, and not a man, but I just think they're neat! There really doesn't need to be a "why" to attraction, sometimes your brain just sees something and goes "yes"

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You get it!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly? I often ponder this. It's amusing when you consider how enamored we are with bosoms.

I've heard it described that "Woman is the most beautiful shape in the human consciousness." And that stuck with me.

My wife often catches me gawking and thinks it's weird but I'm just like "You're just amazing. All of you. Everything about you." I feel like an idiot because I can't explain what the heck I actually mean.

It's just hard to fathom how a single being can be so... naturally aesthetic!

Women are just awesome. As a visual artist myself, I totally understand the compulsion to depict cute/pretty/happy/sexy ladies all the time. Heck, some artists do this exclusively. Variety is the spice of life, artists, but I get it. πŸ˜‚

I think we're coded to enjoy rounded elegant shapes, but there's something enchanting about femininity as a whole, and boobs and butts signal "feminine!!" to our brains.

Also I'd say size and such really doesn't matter. I think the really fascinating thing is the sheer variety, to the point they're unique to the woman as an individual person. And it has nothing to do with biological essentialism! (Tiny boobs are just as good at feeding young as ginormous ones)

It's also a bit cultural, I think. They're so obvious, yet hidden in polite company. So seeing them exposed feels like you have an intimate window into this person's world, and you feel special for the privilege, I suppose.

Lol now I feel like a weirdo, typing this all out. Does that help? LOL

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Straight male here. This response is excellent.

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[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I have spent the last 12 years trying to convince my wife that I am not trying to trick her. I really do think she is that beautiful.

[–] Glasgow@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Life is hard and boobs are soft.

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[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Gay woman

Small ones are cute and bite sized, big ones are squishy pillows. Regardless of size, they're all soft and cute.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody likes boobs. They are the first positive thing we are introduced to in life.

The inprint is strong.

[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 week ago

More or less an instinct I think. That is how I was able to tell I was starting puberty, that I started to imagine and want to see and touch naked breasts of the women and girls around me. I myself didn't have an explanation why, but that was now more than half my life ago and it hasn't stopped.

I don't have strong preferences as to shape and size. Small breasts are still breasts.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think there's a similar attraction to all erogenous areas, but due to cultural reasons breasts are ones that are always covered and their uncovering signals intimacy.

Favoring big breasts is mostly a cultural thing with some links to biological instincts that I wouldn't give much weight to.

"Jiggling" transfers information about their structure and your brain can create a model on their "feel" without touching.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Of the erogenous zones, breasts are the ones you can see most often. It may be different in the US, but where I grew up, topless sunbathing is quite a thing and I even saw a lot of boobs in shower soap commercials at 6pm on public TV as a kid. When my kids were babies, my (now ex-) wife would also just nurse them on a park bench - which also I isn't unusual.

[–] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Humans are the only mammals with boobs that stay "inflated" without childbirth or breastfeeding involved.

The theory is that it's an evolutionary selection, and the hypothesis is it's an aesthetic choice that keeps reinforcing itself (a positive feedback loop) and now it's HotWired in our brains.

The way i personally see it though, just like how i like certain types of food without a proper explanation to why, i also like boobs.

There's also the idea it's connected to being breastfed as a baby which brings back all those warm and safety feelings with them. That doesn't explain why most women (I speculate) aren't as into boobs as the average guy. That said, I've met multiple women, some straight,who also found boobs very fascinating. So maybe they get the same warm and safety feelings minus the sexual attraction?

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They are soft, easy to grab, and they belong to an attractive person's body at large, which makes them an amazing tactile experience overall.

On the looks, they greatly complement the hourglass shapes, which are very harmonious and pleasing.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago

I don't know, probably for the same reason others like other things. Chemical reactions, probably?

[–] SteleTrovilo@beehaw.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It can't be explained directly, by itself. They're part of a bigger picture.

Straight men are attracted to women on the whole - legs, arms, waist, face, chest, back, it's all good. Whatever force it is that makes us attracted to women, it's not something that we chose or decided. We just do.

Since boobs are a sign of femininity, they're attractive to us on exactly that level! They fit into our idea of what women look like.

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[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

at the beginning there was only ass. when humans still walked in 4 legs, the sexual thing they saw in front was ass cheeks. then humans went and started to walk on 2 legs. humans evolved and developed basically boobs so they were at eye level and attract the males.

boobs are the cheap version of ass.

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

All three of those things. On a subconscious primal level though it means nutrition for babies

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not seeing a lot of mentions of nipples here. So for me, size is pretty much secondary. Nice, prominent nipples are sure to get my attention, though.

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[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Boobies make good pillows.

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Just something compelling about them. All shapes and sizes

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

The biological hypothesis is that they look like an ass on your chest. Asses are visually arousing for males for what I hope are obvious reasons.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Our dumb monkey brains just like them. It's all of those things you mentioned.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Firmware. It's not a logical rational decision. Years of evolution I guess? There is embedded code in our brains that see tatas and we go ape.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't know why. But I like small firm boobs.. Seeing their shapes through clothes is the sexiest to me.

I remember how I thought about this before I went into puberty though. I had no interests in girls at all. And I remember wondering when that would happen.

Then it did happen and boobs became very sexy. So I guess it's just chemicals in our brains/body causing it.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Why do you like chocolate?

Coffee?

Ice cream?

Brussels Sprouts?

[–] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boobs look like they're drops of water, just about to drip. So there's a certain anticipation there. Our brains are wired to predict where action and movement is going to be.

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All of that. It makes a mesmerizing movement that I would just like to keep looking at.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Probably some form of Fisherian runaway over the course of human evolution tbh.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Because of biological programming. Humans are the only mammals with females that have permanent boobyliciously boobing boobies, so as per evolution it is no surprise that human males are going boinks for them. Size, shape, motion, who they be on are the mutual factors for any attractive body part, quite so also for boobs. They are cute when tight and jiggly, pretty when bouncy and cozy to feel up regardless of size, neat to catch a stolen glimpse and satisfactory to blblblblbl.

I don't know what kind of shocking reveal you expect.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

because they are the soft warm and sweet examples of life

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Shape mostly, but also texture, softness, and smell.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

All of what you said. Something about them makes them ace to look at.

Plus, boobs are boobs…big, small, saggy, perky, real, fake. As man’s reaction when a woman takes her top off is a good way to judge him….

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 4 points 1 week ago

We are a stupid neural network trained to detect fertile partners of a specific sex. Ever wondered why so many girls try to oversaturate, say, their naturally ever so slightly brighter lip color? Everything mass beauty industry does is taking male/female characteristics and dialing them up to eleven.

All to make our mating radar detect the gender from as many yards away as possible.

Being animals sucks. =/

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They are turned on by them.

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