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AvocaDon’t MIND IF I DO!
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2024
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Av another cado.
Heh
Vegans when they can't convince people to atop eating meat
I already have one, 🥑
Now you have 2!
An avocado! Thanks...
Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.
Veggtable
I heard someone once nutted in coconut
CocoNUT
Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.
Nope. Avocados for all whether they need them or not. Good day sir.
< sigh >
I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.
I don't :(
What no I can't accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.
Too late! No backsies!
What? No toast? Ugh
Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they'd just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!
r/notinteresting type post ^god I miss that sub^
No I do not want to be an Evocati!
The avocados will continue until morale improves.
Are a sick (and weird) guy!
What if having avocados forced upon me is what's ruining my morale?
The beatings will continue until morale improves
- "Avocado?"
- "Don't mind if I do!"
That's funny because I've always said "Avocado? How bout I avocadon't."
I wish I could have an avocado that looks so perfect! Of all produce, they’re the most difficult to find in good condition, good ripeness.
This week I did pretty good ….. out of three avocados, one was good, one was bruised and ugly but mostly useable, and one had to be thrown out.
The ones I am forced to deal with at work are pathetic compared to this. Just a soggy mushy mess.
In this trying time
Is called Palta, and goes on fast food.
My guy Americans don't even call countries by there proper names they sure as hell don't call foods by the proper name
(Never knew it had a different name but thanks I love learning new things)
Thanks because we won't be able to afford to buy those next year.
Eww... yucky.