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A man jailed for fo[u]r years claims he is still a good dad despite offering his son cocaine and trying to get him to have sex with a 26-year-old prostitute.

"Don't be a p[u]ssy" the man told his son after he organised for two sex workers to visit a hotel in Bromley, Greater London. The young lad, who cannot be named, bravely told his dad "I'm f***ing 13, that's ridiculous" when he was offered a line of cocaine.

At his sentencing hearing, the man told Croydon Crown Court he is a great father, despite appearing to have some weird and very skewed views on what is good parenting. "I'm a good father,” he insisted, after he pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity as well as offering to supply cocaine.

He told the court: "I might not look like it in your eyes. It was only because he was feeling down because he'd broken up with his girlfriend and he said he'd done all that stuff before.

He added: "So the brass sucked his p****. Job done. Whatever."

Source (archive, as it is the oo-ah-Daily Star)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Good response from the kid. Also why the fuck didn’t the sex workers walk away‽

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

an "oddball dad"? woah there, are we even allowed to use that kind of language in publications?

wildly irresponsible. if encouraged by this, next time people hear about someone who sexually assaults their own child, they might even call them quirky, or worse, wacky!

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 77 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

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"I'm fucking 13, that's ridiculous" is a fucking hilarious thing to say to your father when he offers you a line of cocaine.

Jesus christ, what a ludicrous scenario. I hope the kid turns out alright inspite of his dad being kinda batshit

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 22 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

You know, I never thought that the kind of storylines in Guy Ritchie movies were realistic but I guess it’s just a British thing.

[–] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Whatdoiwantacarvanwithnowheelsfer

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Periwinkleblue!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago

They're documentaries, mate

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 61 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

What is this country coming to that you can pressure your adolescent son into doing cocaine and having sex with a prostitute and be called a bad farther? It's not trauma, it's character building!

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 28 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That's just the country regressing. Men taking their sons to whorehouses is definitely not a new thing.

[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 4 points 19 hours ago

You're definitely right

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago

"The dad added that the sex workers were already in a taxi so it was too late to cancel, Ms Benson said. When the two women arrived the dad told them his son was 18 years old.

The boy was then taken to a separate room where he reluctantly allowed a 26-year-old sex worker to perform a sex act on him, the court heard. In a police statement the boy said he didn't want to do it and he was left feeling disgusted."

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world -2 points 6 hours ago
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"oddball" just an oddball?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 16 hours ago

Perhaps he has odd balls.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

This isn't Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn novel.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm yet to read that, but I thought he shied away from anything even vaguely sexual, on account of his culty religion?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Definitely not. He doesn’t do sex scenes or erotic depictions of sexuality, but sexual mores and sexual violence are often depicted in his books when fitting. In Mistborn the nobility’s tendency to inflict sexual violence upon the underclass is a major theme because the magic is genetically heritable and the government attempts to keep it constrained to the nobility.

The most Mormon his books get is the world building of the stormlight archive, but even then there’s a ton of alcohol consumption, despite the fact that the author has never partaken.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago

He's never published a sex scene to my knowledge but he will acknowledge the existence of these things.

[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

Let train our kids and safe them from future disaster and trauma