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A man jailed for fo[u]r years claims he is still a good dad despite offering his son cocaine and trying to get him to have sex with a 26-year-old prostitute.

"Don't be a p[u]ssy" the man told his son after he organised for two sex workers to visit a hotel in Bromley, Greater London. The young lad, who cannot be named, bravely told his dad "I'm f***ing 13, that's ridiculous" when he was offered a line of cocaine.

At his sentencing hearing, the man told Croydon Crown Court he is a great father, despite appearing to have some weird and very skewed views on what is good parenting. "I'm a good father,” he insisted, after he pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity as well as offering to supply cocaine.

He told the court: "I might not look like it in your eyes. It was only because he was feeling down because he'd broken up with his girlfriend and he said he'd done all that stuff before.

He added: "So the brass sucked his p****. Job done. Whatever."

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

This isn't Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn novel.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm yet to read that, but I thought he shied away from anything even vaguely sexual, on account of his culty religion?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

Definitely not. He doesn’t do sex scenes or erotic depictions of sexuality, but sexual mores and sexual violence are often depicted in his books when fitting. In Mistborn the nobility’s tendency to inflict sexual violence upon the underclass is a major theme because the magic is genetically heritable and the government attempts to keep it constrained to the nobility.

The most Mormon his books get is the world building of the stormlight archive, but even then there’s a ton of alcohol consumption, despite the fact that the author has never partaken.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago

He's never published a sex scene to my knowledge but he will acknowledge the existence of these things.