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A man jailed for fo[u]r years claims he is still a good dad despite offering his son cocaine and trying to get him to have sex with a 26-year-old prostitute.

"Don't be a p[u]ssy" the man told his son after he organised for two sex workers to visit a hotel in Bromley, Greater London. The young lad, who cannot be named, bravely told his dad "I'm f***ing 13, that's ridiculous" when he was offered a line of cocaine.

At his sentencing hearing, the man told Croydon Crown Court he is a great father, despite appearing to have some weird and very skewed views on what is good parenting. "I'm a good father,โ€ he insisted, after he pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity as well as offering to supply cocaine.

He told the court: "I might not look like it in your eyes. It was only because he was feeling down because he'd broken up with his girlfriend and he said he'd done all that stuff before.

He added: "So the brass sucked his p****. Job done. Whatever."

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[โ€“] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

an "oddball dad"? woah there, are we even allowed to use that kind of language in publications?

wildly irresponsible. if encouraged by this, next time people hear about someone who sexually assaults their own child, they might even call them quirky, or worse, wacky!

[โ€“] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world -1 points 3 hours ago
[โ€“] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You know, I never thought that the kind of storylines in Guy Ritchie movies were realistic but I guess itโ€™s just a British thing.

[โ€“] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Whatdoiwantacarvanwithnowheelsfer

[โ€“] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Periwinkleblue!

[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 5 hours ago

They're documentaries, mate

[โ€“] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 72 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

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"I'm fucking 13, that's ridiculous" is a fucking hilarious thing to say to your father when he offers you a line of cocaine.

Jesus christ, what a ludicrous scenario. I hope the kid turns out alright inspite of his dad being kinda batshit

[โ€“] workerONE@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago

"The dad added that the sex workers were already in a taxi so it was too late to cancel, Ms Benson said. When the two women arrived the dad told them his son was 18 years old.

The boy was then taken to a separate room where he reluctantly allowed a 26-year-old sex worker to perform a sex act on him, the court heard. In a police statement the boy said he didn't want to do it and he was left feeling disgusted."

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 59 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

What is this country coming to that you can pressure your adolescent son into doing cocaine and having sex with a prostitute and be called a bad farther? It's not trauma, it's character building!

[โ€“] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 26 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

That's just the country regressing. Men taking their sons to whorehouses is definitely not a new thing.

[โ€“] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

You're definitely right

[โ€“] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

This isn't Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn novel.

[โ€“] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm yet to read that, but I thought he shied away from anything even vaguely sexual, on account of his culty religion?

[โ€“] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He's never published a sex scene to my knowledge but he will acknowledge the existence of these things.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"oddball" just an oddball?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 13 hours ago

Perhaps he has odd balls.

[โ€“] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

Let train our kids and safe them from future disaster and trauma