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[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Not just hamlet but the entire body of works accredited to Shakespeare

[–] DmMacniel 59 points 4 days ago (6 children)

damn, that monkey must be pretty prolific, perhaps even rivaling Shakespeare! Do we know their name?

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[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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I thought they were written by a Klingon.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As the saying goes

An infinite number of multicellular organisms with an infinite number of writing utensils will eventually reproduce a recognizable literary work

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

A more pithier way of putting it is that we are the universe experiencing itself.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Not on a typewriter though. Task failed successfully.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Pretty sure some other monkey did tho

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We're apes though.

Great ones even!

[–] Pegajace@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Apes are monkeys, in the same sense that humans are apes.

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[–] Grapes@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Grapes@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] chicagohuman@lemm.ee 27 points 4 days ago

One of us even wrote:

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

One of us even wrote this!

[–] ftbd 2 points 2 days ago

Funny interpretation of the term 'endless' you got there

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

The monkeys are really the friends we make along the way

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

And you don't start sentences with capital letters.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean it's better than capitalizing Random Words because you think it Looks Cool and it will Make America Great Again!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Or to write some WORDS completely in CAPITAL letters to CREATE disgusting CLICKBAIT titles.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Hamlet is a remake of and Old Norse legend Amleth.

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Didn't some math nerd prove that they would need more time than exists in the universe to make this happen?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It's been calculated many times, and yes, it would take an absurdly long amount of time, and that's the point. When dealing with infinities, time is irrelevant, whether you have infinite monkeys or one monkey and infinite time, they will still both do every possible thing a monkey could do.

In fact, infinite monkeys would not only write Hamlet, they would write it instantly, an infinite number of times, and in all possible languages, as well as the possible sequel where Marvel's Blade shows up to fight vampires. Instantly.

Good luck finding them though.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

100% and you probably know this, so I'm just addin: think of infinity as a sequence of infinite numbers. The number of all the even numbers, that stretch off into infinity, are also infinite. However, that infinite number isn't as big as regular infinity.

You can have different sizes of infinity because when things get that big, the rules change. Its almost like infinity / 2 = smaller infinity.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, they wouldn't write it instantly - in the best case, they would start writing it instantly, and finish in optimal time. However, it's possible that no monkey would actually write it on the first try - we'd have to get into some complex predictions on monkey brains and physiology, it's possible that with their brains and muscle structure they wouldn't go for the kinds of character sequences to produce Hamlet, perhaps changing up patterns enough to produce something more random only after a certain amount of time.

Depending on how you formulate the experiment, it could be that no monkey could finish it before physiologically having to take a break or something, returning to specific patterns afterwards that would render it impossible for it to finish writing Hamlet, and thus no monkey would ever write Hamlet in a continuous string of characters, from start to end.

But yeah, if we just say they're typing completely random characters without pause forever, yup, infinity dictates some fraction of monkeys would immediately be on the right track and finish writing as soon as possible, for anything you can think of.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That only is true with limited amounts of monkeys. A million might not do it in the first try, but an infinite amount would mean one of those monkeys at least would do it first try. Which monkey that is is just as absurd as asking when it will happen when we use infinite time instead.

Is the point of these logic memes to illustrate the properties of infinity or to prove a point about what can or cant be done though?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think we're looking too deep into what is really meant to be a simple thought experiment. Entertaining the discussion, however, if the occurrence of a monkey to type, say Hamlet, on the first try, is not physiologically possible for the mind and body of a monkey, it will never happen on the first try by any monkey even with infinite monkeys as it is not within the realm of possibilities. Infinity just means every possible outcome will occur, but anything outside of the realm of possibilities is still impossible and won't happen no matter how many instances are attempted.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

No. They proved it would take a finite number of monkeys longer than there is time in the universe. Not sure what the point of that paper was, since the theory involved an infinite number of monkeys.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They obviously weren't very good at math if it already happened.

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A monkey wrote Hamlet. It got mediocre reviews.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It was the BLURST OF TIMES?!?

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[–] zebbedi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We were there, monkeys all along. Or we were their monkeys all along. I'm so confused. This sentence makes no sense. My grammar sucks and i can't even work this out.

Not endless, i guarantee it.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We're apes, not monkeys, though.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

We’re both. Apes are a subset of old world monkeys.

e: sorry, old, not new

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