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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We should pump copious amounts of ammonia into our atmosphere and turn ourselves into Volus.

Just saying.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 10 points 3 months ago

I see no downsides to this

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Sure thing....

That sounds mighty profitable.. earthclan

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Gachimuchi Volus

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 months ago

It's easier to restore our planet than to find a new one.

It's easier to sequester our emissions than to collect them back from the polluted atmosphere.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Surface dwelling is out, time for mammals to return underground. Embrace nudity and become immune to the dirt. Trust me, I'm naked.

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We just need another good pandemic 😷

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 months ago

ew ecofascism joke gross gross