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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 59 minutes ago

Blood for the blood god. Khorne loves him

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 58 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 12 points 2 hours ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 1 minute ago

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 32 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 hours ago

Tendies for the tendie throne.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You've got me curious. Care to elaborate?