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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

I used to be able to eat a whole large pizza then still be hungry until I started losing weight. I'm now down a shirt size and when getting pizza I have 1 piece left over and am stuffed to dieng

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (5 children)

is it, though?

a stomach can stretch upto 4 litres in capacity when pushed (one source). that's 4000cm³ (or 244 cubic inches).

to fill that capacity, the volume of a pizza needs to be 4000cm³ or 244 inch³.

take πr²h = 4000 for thin crust pizzas, if we assume the average height of pizza and toppings as 1cm, our equation simplifies to πr² = 4000; which gives the radius of the pizza as around 36 cms -- or a diameter of 72 cms (or 28").

if we take a thicker pizza of an average crust thickness of 1", then our equation for square inches simplifies to πr² = 244. which gives us a radius of about 9" or a diameter of 18".

since most pizzas top out at 12"-14" diameter (thin and thick crust volume varying between 700cm³ to 2600cm³), if anything, we're nowhere near achieving our full potential!

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You forgot that the crust is essentially foam, so it packs even smaller inside the stomach!

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[–] Zacryon 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, but I saw that you've used numbers and formulas. And that was enough for me to give you an upvote.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

it may be that you were being facetious, but numbers and formulae are usually the most potent weapons in the arsenal of people who want to bulldoze in their own agenda.

as a general rule, any post with figures should warrant greater scrutiny, not less; and definitely not none with a nudge to rank it higher. even if it is one in all frivolity as my comment above.

[–] Zacryon 2 points 2 days ago

I agree. Usually I am. But when it comes to such a rather humurous discussion as here with pizzas, I make an exception. ;)

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yeh fr I'm not very tall and I'm very lean and I could easily crush a 14 inch pizza if I wanted to.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 87 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The trick is to put half in one end, and the rest in the other.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago

I'm feeling very attacked right now.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 9 points 3 days ago

Gonna have to disagree with ya there, bud.

Given how obese americans are, I'm kind of surprised you've never seen anyone do it. In my 20s, I could crush an XL and ask for seconds. I still eat a large by myself and I'm not an especially big person.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

When I was in junior high, a local pizza/burger/Chinese (if it was food, chances are they made it) place had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would give you a token every 1 million points which you could redeem for a large, one topping pizza.

I would very often go there with no more than a dollar and end up getting 2 free pizzas and eat them all to myself because I was really good at that pinball machine and also had a bottomless pit in my stomach.

These days, I think less about the pizza and more about how I would love to have a Safe Cracker pinball table.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

It would cost a few thousand dollars but if you can find a cheap empty pinball case, it looks like you could build one yourself. Most of the parts seem to be available on eBay.

https://www.ebay.com/shop/safe-cracker-pinball?_nkw=safe+cracker+pinball&_sop=16

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One topping? I assume that doesnt count cheese & sauce, so just a 'pepperoni' or 'mushroom' or 'pineapple' pizza?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

So you win two free pizzas, get two different toppings, slap one upside down ontop of the other and baby youve got a pizza sandwich

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 days ago (10 children)

When I was younger, I could eat superhuman amounts of food and not gain an ounce (I was even accused of having anorexia by strangers because I was so thin).

Now, if I even think about one serving of ice cream, I gain ten pounds. Oh shit, I’ve done it. Back to the treadmill, I guess.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Takes a lot of calories to grow a body

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[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I don't gain weight, but I just can't do it. When I was in high school my parents would always order me my own large pizza, and I would eat all of it except one slice, which I would eat cold the following morning.

Now, I'll still have the appetite sometimes, and I'll order a large. If I'm lucky and very determined, I'll eat half, and then I'm so stuffed I feel sick. I suppose that's a good thing, but there is a certain sense of accomplishment found in dusting a whole pizza yourself.

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[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself.

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[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't the most popular growing up and I remember becoming popular and developing a larger friends group in late high school. Above all, I remember going out for pizza when I was 17. At home, we always shared a small (frozen or delivery or restaurant) pizza - me, my sister, and my mom. Eating pizza meant having a slice or two for dinner (with salad, there was always salad). So this also always meant prior discussions on the toppings. Therefore, going out with new friends, I was highly confused why no one was really engaging in my question about what kind of toppings they want, everyone was just stating what they want and gonna get and I was hella confused. When it occurred to me that everyone was going to order a whole pizza for themselves I couldn't believe it. I don't remember what happened next, I only remember the horrible realization that everyone is going to buy a pizza and eat this food, that to me was absolutely meant to be shared, by themselves like psychopaths, a whole family meal, for each person. And that this was the normal way to do it. As I said, I don't know what happened next, but I don't really like pizza to this day - maybe something happened that day, I don't know.

Thank God I found a spouse who likes to share a small pizza and can't have more than 2-3 slices tops either.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if what your friends did was normal. Normal for them maybe. Every group of people I've shared pizza with its always been a discussion and been shared. Larger pizzas are cheaper by area, so it's best to get a few of the largest size and split them instead of everyone getting a small to themselves.

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (12 children)

As one of those that easily destroy an XL pizza in one go... why is that terrifying?

I Mean, overall I don't eat all that much... I never eat breakfast and very rarely eat lunch, so one or two meals a day for me (historically a very active person) has to be large to make up for the times I don't have time (or want) to stop and eat. So it takes at least a large pizza or like two boxes of Mac & cheese to even come close to refilling my fuel tank.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Rationalizing the 'za to perfection....

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[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Any pizza is a personal pizza with enough determination

[–] kalpol@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Dominos used to have a large pizza for $5 and a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill was 1.99

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Watch "Beard meets Food" on YT and learn.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I was 8 years old, my sister ordered an XL pizza from papa johns. And I said "Ok......but what are YOU having?" She laughed it off as me saying I'd eat the whole thing myself. I saw no joke. So I made her order a second pizza for herself. She got a small. And when I was done with my pizza, I ate half of her pizza. She then accused me of playing some prank on her. She searched her apartment up and down claiming I was hiding the pizza somewhere. I was like "YOU WATCHED ME EAT MOST OF IT!!!"

My stomach did not have an "off" button. At least not until decades later when they removed 2/3rds of my colon. Now I can eat something small to medium sized and feel like I'm full.

But back then? I honestly think if you'd have put 10 XL pizzas in front of me, I'd have eaten them all if I liked the toppings. Then asked for snacks later.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I think the true horror isn't that you at an entire XL pizza, but that you ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza. No one should do that to themselves.

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[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I've been on Adderall since I was 9 and my relationship with food is basically waking up hungry, taking some pills, and then being hungry but having absolutely no impetus to act on it... And 12 hours after waking up everything wears off and it's suddenly 'food horny' for lack of better word. Profoundly, ravenously hungry.

I've basically been training my whole life to saunter into a pizza place and order a 16" pizza and eat the whole thing in 15 minutes.

Professional competitive eaters are nuts tho, this pizza place near me has a challenge to eat a 16" specialty pizza, I did it for shits and giggles after work one day in like 20 minutes, but on their wall of finishers, a professional eater stopped in and ate the whole damn thing in 2 minutes and 49 seconds, that's terrifying

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My hunger response is all messed up; exceedingly slow to satiation, hungry almost immediately after. I'm basically always hungry even sometimes getting hunger pangs that are physically painful and come with nausea; not eating for even around like 12-16 hours would sometimes cause me to gag and to feel like I needed to throw up. Changing some dietary things has helped, but I'm still almost always hungry and never stay full long.

Even as little as a year ago, I could put away a large pizza, some ice cream, a meal from McD's, and more in one day and still be hungry. I probably still could if not for ending up needing to cut gluten (one of the things that seems to have helped). By BMI I'm right on the border between overweight and obese and dropping (I will probably be just 'overweight' in mid-Feb 2025 or so).

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It's agonizing being hungry constantly. I know I don't need to eat. But my body is screaming at me it wants to eat and it's infuriating.

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[–] 01011@monero.town 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How many inches constitutes a "large" nowadays?

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In the U.S., the convention set by the national chains are small (10"), medium (12"), and large (14"), with some having extra large (16") as an option. Most local places will follow that convention as well.

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[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

More than 8" and the girls keep smiling.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If the diameter is not at least 40cm, it's not a pizza for me.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 17 points 4 days ago (12 children)

id like to see someone eat my large pizza
. its about 4x the volume of a standard 15inch pizza

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That is a nice totato soup breadbowl!

What does your pizza look like?

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[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Is it though?

Unless you're talking party pizza, it's pretty much designed to be eaten by a single person.

[–] SuperNinjaFury@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

A large pizza is not meant to be eaten by one person lmfao

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Amazement and terror increases depending on which hole they use.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I do that every time I eat pizza. One extra large... with sides!

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