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[–] allo@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The human-ish hand holding the gun is rather unsettling.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

It's my strong hand.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

That's not a gun, it's just a black metal thing.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see it costs 169 "bucks"

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Absolutely terrible bucks to bucks ratio. Abysmal.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Literally anything besides the metric system.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They're just using the working measurement here

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ok but even if we used metric we’d use this. Box freezers are common round these parts for hunters to preserve their kills

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I mean it still kinda works

[–] skyin7 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

how many metric persons is this?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About 0.674824 American persons.

So something like 2 metric persons? We Americans are quite large.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The conversion rate depends on that particular state's obesity rate

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a Texan, can confirm this is helpful for the local demographic.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Local demographic here, and it's deer hunting season. I can corroborate this.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could probably fit 2 deer in there though. Processed meat packs pretty tight.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Depends on the size, how you have them processed, and how much of the backstrap you raid before it even gets to the processor.

Since whitetail are small and backstrap is delicious, yeah.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You get about one third the body weight in meat. Fully processed you could fit 3 deer in there, probably 4.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Right? Does the person who made the sign think that you just shove the whole deer in there and then hack off a chunk when you want dinner?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You chop the head off and mount it on your wall. The rest of the deer fits in the freezer.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wait, you don't? The cooking process removes the fur and organs.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That would be bitchen!

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm sure they factored that in when deciding how to market the product.

Edit: But then again this picture must have been taken in some ass-backwards part of the county if they feel the need to market to rednecks, so maybe they were too stupid to think of that.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Everyone should always have at least 1 freezer deer. It's just common sense.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Questions:

  1. How many babies does it hold?
  2. How many pints of blood can I freeze?
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Yes officer, this comment right here."

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[pulls out badge] What seems to be the problem?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP is using pints instead of gallons as a bulk unit of volume, I'm pretty sure they're a commie Brit.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But pints are the "100 calorie" packaging portions.

Only commies watch their calorie intake.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exclusively freezer deer

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The trick is to fold them properly