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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

What about editing Windows registry? What does that rank? Hkey local machine?

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 232 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 106 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 65 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

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[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 133 points 3 days ago (26 children)

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Isn't this one of those fake lists to rage bait people?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 179 points 4 days ago (34 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 108 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

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[–] zante@slrpnk.net 185 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 115 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Uh, there is a typo, the second probably should say "functional languages". We all know how people are attracted to map, filter, and reduce.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

can some one explain this meme to me?

I can't find Saddam Huisen

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 days ago

Okay, this meme actually doesn't contain Saddam Hussein. I know it's a shock, you'd better sit down. Actually lie down. Lower. Lower. Keep going. There he is.

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[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

I beg to argue that being able to 3d model the figures and printing your own original creations is far more attractive than downloading a file aomeone else made and printing that.

  • I've read books.
  • In multiple languages.
  • And I can read musical notes.
  • I'm a capable home cook.
  • I've built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
  • My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
  • If you can read this, you know that I can write.
  • I can cut down vegetation.
  • I can even dive.
  • Yes, I open the camera app daily.
  • There's an app for that as well.
  • I'm wearing my backpack already.
  • Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 101 points 4 days ago (24 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Release the full list.

I want to see the red flag hobbies

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Cruising glory holes, going to trump rallies, watching sports, hunting

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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Farting on cats was 28th.

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[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 66 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 60 points 4 days ago (18 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

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[–] M600@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ahh yes... my favorite hobby... foreign languages.

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[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What if you find yourself reading a culinary arts textbook in a foreign language?

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Essentially just be a renaissance man. It's much easier to do when you're younger. I could've ticked off over half the list 10 years ago, but now it's just reading, cooking and writing. I don't have the time or energy for much outside of work these days.

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does growing cannabis count as gardening and what about painting figures?

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm a 4 and 7 with a touch of 1, so I guess I'm a hot commodity.

....my dating history tells me otherwise.

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[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

... grabs accordion...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 57 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 89 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 17 points 3 days ago

TIL I'm a chick magnet

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