upon scouring the internet, the only reference I can find to Russian horse ash vases is this meme. I don't think this is real
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It's not real. The kind of chocolate used in these is just shit. Source: a former child who had to eat those.
That moment when your relatives or family friends gift you Russian chocolate candy like it's a special treat but you just really don't want to put it in your mouth
could you find me a link for something that talks about this awful Russian chocolate? cuz I couldn't find that either
I guess I can give you a link to how it looks packaged https://images.app.goo.gl/xAAtahXj3H6KYqtx5
It can also be St Claus (Grandfather Frost in Russia) or a bear
I feel like the biggest give away is that you'd notice pretty quickly whether or not something is chocolate. The fact that this guy ate cremated ashes and STILL assumed it was chocolate is unbelievable.
not if your a dark chocolate liker B)
you need to eat better chocolate, normal dark chocolate tastes fine if a little bitter.
I get it though. Like, I'm into dark chocolate myself, but beyond about 85% dark it gets to be a bit much for me. I've absolutely pretended to enjoy 99% before as to avoid embarrassing myself in front of friends who were kinda snobs about it though
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Even after covid?
I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.
Oh thank good, I was so confused for a while.
I mean, horses aren't even real.
Could be real, can't be too sure, gotta double check.
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what about the ash vase chocolate thing?
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I love you.
yes, that answers everything. thank you
I put a can of Guinness into the fridge today and noticed there is something solid rattling around in it. And now I'm scared to open it and find out what it is.
Hey thank you!! I really had no idea.
Lol nw! I was surprised too when I first bought the cans in college.
That article seems ai generated.
it's either AI generated or written by someone who has to meet a minimum word quota and desperately wishes for another job
It's just the foam bullshit thing, you're good
That's what the CIA wants you to think! It's actually a kinder surprise.
That would be no problem either since I'm not in the US. I'm perfectly allowed to swallow and choke on a little toys...
You are too afraid to open up a Guinness can to find out what the hell is in there
I'm too afraid to open up a Guinness can because I'm afraid it won't be accepted by the can/bottle deposit machine afterwards
We're not the same
/meme
Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?
It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.
They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate
Or maybe this is made up
Or maybe this is made up
Nuh uh.
Source: I was the horse
RIP
Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth
Yumm, cremated horsecock.
mr hands is that you?
Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.
? horses are very strong, like 1HP+
Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX
isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS
what do you think?
If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....
More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP
Somebody has that reaction meme at the end?
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/23503188
Reverse image searched it and uploaded it to !reactionmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com.
Deeply appreciated!
I lold at that, too :)
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