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[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 113 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...this implies they have a cardboard box full of Arceus, the Pokemon God

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with that? This is the same world where a 10 year old can force a legalized cockfight with exotic animals they've trained in order to capture said god themselves, at which point the god will do their bidding and fight other exotic animals on the kid's behalf. And all without parental supervision! This comic seems just as plausible as anything else that happens in this world.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That puts it fully into perspective. My partner and I like to discuss how messed up that world is, but we tend to focus on the darker side of cannibalism.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As opposed to the light-hearted, fun side of cannibalism?

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

What's a little nibble among friends.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So you're telling me to fill my pokedex, I just had to rob a pokecenter?

[–] sag@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Team Rocket don't know this secret.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Team Rocket tried to hold up a PokeCenter in episode 2!

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And in the porygon episode (sort of)

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That was more like a DDoS attack, but yeah.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Found Team Rocket

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Original comic, since the posted copy is infested with jpeg

https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/hotspital

Also, it was extremely easy to find the original one on their site. Would be nice if people who shared this stuff on Lemmy spent just a little time to get a higher quality copy.

[–] schema@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

They'd have to store one for each level and possible ability combinations.

I don't know enough about Pokémon to even try and guesstimate that number.

[–] hannesh93 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's even more than that since you can improve attacks with more AP, two Pokémon of the same level can also have wildly different stats depending on different factors, there are also genders, passive abilities, etc.

Also what about legendary Pokémon? Are they having hundreds of different versions of literal gods in each of those?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably those are generically engineered blueprint Pokemon, which they can quickly adjust to lvl and settings

[–] Bongles@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could be, but once you start involving genetic engineering, you probably can also just heal the Pokémon.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

It probably just boiles down to costs. Our economy mostly favors reproducing over repairing.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Functionally, what's the difference between "healing" a Pokemon vs. using their genetic makeup and organic matter to biologically 3d print a fully healthy clone?

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Everything is a ditto

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

nothing gets past the council of pedants!

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not to mention name?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

There is a giant factory breeding operation going behind the scenes.

Why else do you think they can afford to serve Slowpoke tail in restaurants?

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You realise that this game is fiction, right?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's just what Katie Tiedrich's face looks like.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This implies they have multiple legendary Pokemons and multiple magikarps in multiple masterballs because that's how I roll.

[–] technomad@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Blain's island missingno. glitch for the win. Gotta get Lapras too.

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I always heal my pokemons twice to be sure

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t see a monetary incentive for this, my bet is they sell the experienced ones as a perverted snack for the ultra rich who enjoy eating the children’s pets.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm cool with that but let me get one with better IVs

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Slugma nuts

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago

Slugma ballz