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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 216 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. "Too long, too sciency."

[–] sxan@midwest.social 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Curse you. You stole my outtake.

"In other news, Carlson fell asleep ten minutes in to Oppenheimer, and Barbie made him uncomfortable."

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He saw Barbie and thought it needed more spanking.

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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 152 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Demon cores aren't literal.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 135 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

In case anyone wants the answer, it's late December 1938, when two physicists went for a walk in the snow near Stockholm to discuss findings a colleague sent via letter.

Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Given Tucker's views on women, I don't see a discrepancy

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Eh, I don't even want to give credence to Carlson's garbage by repeating it. But even if we imagine Otto Frisch was somehow there alone making drawings in the snow, we still know when it happened.

Of course we shouldn't do that. Meitner was by far the more experienced scientist and expert on the topic.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 109 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 79 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? ...it's very clear to me both are demons.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Courting the same demographic

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

I think you mean demongraphic

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"I have never met a person who can..."

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is a technique of theirs "I've never met _____, therefore ____."

[–] ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everybody knows Marie Curie was a woman and woman's contributions to science just don't exist or even register. Women scientists are literally the devil. /s

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

Marie Curie didn't discover fission; that was Lise Meitner and her nephew Otto Frisch and colleague Otto Hahn. But yeah, same problem. Meitner was left out of the publications and overlooked for a Nobel Prize.

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Demon wranglers

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can’t tell if real or satire

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 55 points 2 weeks ago

My default now is to assume it's real. Haven't been wrong lately.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (16 children)

How most dumb people reason.

I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it's not real.

If i dont know, nobody knows.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Of course not. That would require him acknowledging women in science. That would be Marie Curie.

[–] kmaismith@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe he is insinuating that women are demons

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

The real question is: and????
So we're harvesting demonic forces to power our shit?
That's fuckin' metal duuuuude. If you're trying to make nuclear sound bad you failed.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

He's an psychopathic idiot who laughs like a maniac on speed. I'm pretty sure his idea of research is "I spent 15 minutes not understanding the wiki."

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is how you get modern Doom

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.

Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've got the impression that Tucker Carlson is going after Alex Jones his audience. Tucker Carlson peddling crazy conspiracy theories right when the chickens are coming home to roost for Alex Jones, imo that's no coincidence. Tucker never was stupid, he just has no morals, so he never had a problem with publicly stating stuff that he personally didn't believe in. Grifters gonna grift.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

every video clip I see of him he turns more and more red

seems like demon skin to me

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Long-term alcohol abuse. Red face.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

What the fuck‽

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WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT "hey guys check out this sick thing i just did" PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.

[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's well documented that Tucker doesn't believe the things he says. He's just saying things for money.

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuckin’ nuclear power, man, how does that work?

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's like toothpaste, how does it work? When was it invented? Clearly demons at play!

My son when he was 6 probably.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you please wake me when the post fact and post science period of humanity is over?

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn't this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?

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[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Leave it to religions to get insanely mad about characters and beliefs they made up. It's such a dumb fucking thing. Then blame everything on "demons". Big talk for someone coming from the one country that literally committed warcrimes with nuclear technology.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

Pakleds: "Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go."

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cant isolate the moment anything happened since i was born. Does that mean reality isnt real?

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

more anti science rhetoric

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Magnets, how do they work?

Alien sex technology refined by bear gods of forgotten religions obviously

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That is a PERFECT representation for the God of the Gaps fallacy. Like dude hit the definition right on the head gosh dang.

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