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If love were all in my ass (Noel Coward)

Ah yes, FlyingSquid was just a gleam in their fathers eye back then.

Just wait until rhe Aristoteleans hear about the booleans

This follows that Ricky Gervais joke rule: if you think of something that you think is funny YOU HAVE to say it.

Well glad this article brought my attention to this app. Now I can download it and remove google maps from my devices

I needed this right now

Nah, flyingsquid obviously means two floor bolts, a chain, flapper and a handle. I mean look at him.

Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.

Thanks, this has a lovely, ‘The Onion’ vibe