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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Don't try to hide my erection

That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.

I would be anyway.

[–] superkret 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Smile and lube up

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

keep my lance hid until the joust begins

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Take out the ring

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Tell her we don’t have to go in her Tesla if she’s forced to wear that.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

She still looks good. 🤔

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ask her to take down my enemies cause God put those hands on earth for throwing...Jesus they are huge!

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