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Summary

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

do not declaw those dogs

[–] goffy59@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bet this was said to cover for crimes he may have committed as christisn judges will definitely see it as a legit defense. Or he is fucking stupid.

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[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

Or maybe he forgot to take off his Freddy Kruger hallowe'en costume before jerking off to gay porn.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

That's called a dream, guy.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

"You don't belong here Tucker, you have to come back home"

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Oh is this it, are we inches from rock bottom? Losing it and or lying more desperately for attention?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Carlson trying to scapegoat Lucifer after his underaged boyfriend got a little carried away.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago
[–] Moops@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago
[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Bro is taking too much Ketamine

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Genuine demonic encounter or Ambien, plus or minus alcohol, and pissing off the cat? Just asking questions, Tucker!

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Well, he did say he was sleeping in bed with his four dogs so I can think of at least four different places he could have got the claw marks.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"Wow, that's terrifying, do you have photos?"

". . ."

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure demons have better taste than to want to deal with TC.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Maybe he should take up that urge to read the Bible. And pay attention to what he’s reading. Maybe start with the gospel of Mark, and not Genesis.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

sleep paralysis episode and then kicked by a dog in its sleep? Or just lying to appeal to his audience?

Yes! (inclusive or)

[–] JWBananas@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

He should repent.

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